A whore got married & was worried that she would be a bit loose in the fanny dept., so on her wedding night, she was just about to guide her new man in when she says: "When I was young I caught my fanny on a fence & slipped, so I may seem a little 'wide' down there!" After making love for 2 hours, the new hubby stops & says: "Just how far were you across the field before you realised you were caught?"

Shody.

That made me laugh! Thanks.