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DorsetStrider - 16/3/06 at 04:30 PM

So what do we think the motto of these councils are?

My money is on "it sounded like a good idea at the time!"


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_pictures/4794198.stm


quattromike - 16/3/06 at 04:55 PM

A piece of black tar and a piece of green tar go into a bar, the green tar says to the black tar "I'm the hardest tar you can get! there's no tar harder than me". To what the black tar rolls his eyes and says "Whatever" . Moments later a piece of red tar comes in to the bar and the green tar jump behind a table to hide. The red tar has his drink pays the bartender and leaves and the green tar comes out from behind the table and stands at the bar again. The black tar confused, says " Why did you hide behind that table, I thought you were the hardest tar you can get?" The green tar replys "I am, but that guy's a cycle path!"

Mike