This Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face.

"Say, mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm?" She told him, "Because he was conceived during a mighty storm."

Then he asked, "Why is my younger sister named Cornflower?" She replied, "Well, your father and I were in a cornfield when she was conceived."

"And why is my older sister called Moonchild?"
The mother said, "We were watching the moon landing while she was being conceived."

Mother Indian paused for a second and asked her son, "Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you so curious???"

They were named after what he saw when he looked out of the teepee the morning after the birth. Why is my sister called Blue Sky, and my other sister called White Flower? Why do you ask so many questions Two Dogs F**king?

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