Two ladies talking in heaven:


1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.


2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?


1st woman: I froze to death.


2nd woman: How horrible!


1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began
to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.

What about you?


2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband
was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.

But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.


1st woman: So, what happened?


2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there
somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.

I ran up into the attic an searched, and down into the basement.

Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.

I kept this up until I had looked everywhere,and finally

I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.


1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.

fab!!