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donut - 13/2/07 at 06:49 PM

A man went into the pub for a drink and the most beautiful girl ever walked in gave him the eye came over and started chatting him up after a while the girl started to get suggestive and said to the man give me £30 and i will do anything as long as you can describe it in 3 words so the man reached for his wallet imidietly and counted out 3 crisp ten pound notes. looking very chuffed with herself the girl asked the man what his desires were and in 3 words exactly he said ''paint my house''


Confused but excited. - 13/2/07 at 10:28 PM

Jesus! He must have been as old as me.
Except I'd have said "Polish my alloys".

[Edited on 13/2/07 by Confused but excited.]


Guinness - 14/2/07 at 10:53 AM

"build a sportscar (and race it)"


Fred W B - 14/2/07 at 11:09 AM

Lets not start that damn 3 word thing again

Cheers

Fred W B


iank - 14/2/07 at 11:11 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Fred W B
Lets not start that damn 3 word thing again

Cheers

Fred W B


Why not Fred?


Fred W B - 14/2/07 at 11:14 AM

I know I didn't have to look at it, but it drove me Crazy

Cheers

Fred W B


Guinness - 14/2/07 at 11:23 AM

Oh go on!


woodster - 14/2/07 at 01:22 PM

off we go.....


ned - 14/2/07 at 01:47 PM

'finish my car'


donut - 14/2/07 at 02:07 PM

STOP


DIY Si - 14/2/07 at 03:06 PM

What? No way!


macnab - 14/2/07 at 03:13 PM

don't you start


DIY Si - 14/2/07 at 03:16 PM

Why, you asking?


Guinness - 14/2/07 at 03:33 PM

That's fighting talk


DIY Si - 14/2/07 at 03:36 PM

So, you fighting?


iank - 14/2/07 at 04:17 PM

Handbags at dawn?


DIY Si - 14/2/07 at 04:25 PM

I prefer pistols.


benji106 - 22/3/07 at 10:01 AM

now now boys


brynhamlet - 22/3/07 at 12:41 PM

makes me laugh


t.j. - 22/3/07 at 07:33 PM

you nutty people


omega0684 - 23/3/07 at 10:16 PM

LETS KEEP GOING!!!!!


iank - 23/3/07 at 10:42 PM

Oh my god


kipper - 23/3/07 at 11:08 PM

can I play


graememk - 23/3/07 at 11:40 PM

with my self


DIY Si - 24/3/07 at 04:03 AM

That's just disgusting!


robertst - 25/3/07 at 04:10 AM

said the hamster


JoelP - 25/3/07 at 10:11 AM

to the octapus


martyn_16v - 25/3/07 at 12:26 PM

You love it


DIY Si - 25/3/07 at 12:55 PM

replied the clouds


benji106 - 4/4/07 at 11:28 AM

Finished are we?


dilley - 4/4/07 at 01:01 PM

why are you?


benji106 - 4/4/07 at 01:06 PM

not really sure


dilley - 4/4/07 at 01:09 PM

what you are?


Peteff - 4/4/07 at 04:36 PM

Is that Yoda?


iank - 4/4/07 at 05:07 PM

yoda cool is


dilley - 4/4/07 at 06:54 PM

mary had a


DIY Si - 4/4/07 at 07:12 PM

large red engorged


dilley - 4/4/07 at 07:51 PM

blow up lamb


iank - 4/4/07 at 09:01 PM

its fleece was

[Edited on 4/4/07 by iank]


DIY Si - 4/4/07 at 09:09 PM

uncommonly like marshmellows


benji106 - 5/4/07 at 09:52 AM

though when toasted


dilley - 5/4/07 at 10:29 AM

they looked like


graememk - 5/4/07 at 10:33 AM

my ex girlfriend


dilley - 5/4/07 at 10:42 AM

a bit saggy


benji106 - 5/4/07 at 03:48 PM

still tasty though


DIY Si - 5/4/07 at 07:49 PM

when suitably warm


dilley - 5/4/07 at 10:52 PM

but slightly crunchy


coozer - 13/4/07 at 10:23 AM

just like cornflakes


Confused but excited. - 14/4/07 at 09:01 PM

but lamb flavoured


JoelP - 14/4/07 at 09:31 PM

badly packed kebab


Peteff - 14/4/07 at 10:37 PM

with extra onion


DIY Si - 16/4/07 at 12:14 AM

and extra meat


Confused but excited. - 16/4/07 at 01:18 PM

is always appreciated


iank - 16/4/07 at 01:34 PM

extra chilli sauce?


akumabito - 16/4/07 at 02:10 PM

No! No chili!


Confused but excited. - 16/4/07 at 11:22 PM

That's two ells


DIY Si - 17/4/07 at 06:51 PM

Aha, he's foreign


Confused but excited. - 17/4/07 at 08:38 PM

Yoo kwik chap

(OK I'll get my coat)

[Edited on 17/4/07 by Confused but excited.]