Two ladies talking in heaven:
1st woman : Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd woman : Hi! I'm Kelly. How'd you die?
1st woma n : I Froze to Death.
2nd woman : How Horrible!
1st woman : It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I
began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about
you?
2nd woman : I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch h im in the act. But
instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman : I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere
that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic
and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet
and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked
everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a
heart at tack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer-------------------we'd both still
be alive.
that is flawed since it is unlikley that the freezer would ahve been locked, and the woman would have suffocated long before dying from cold; and it wold not have been pleasant.
^Its not supposed to be true you know^
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Originally posted by 02GF74
that is flawed since it is unlikley that the freezer would ahve been locked, and the woman would have suffocated long before dying from cold; and it wold not have been pleasant.
quote:
Originally posted by 02GF74
that is flawed since it is unlikley that the freezer would ahve been locked, and the woman would have suffocated long before dying from cold; and it wold not have been pleasant.