She "Darling there's something I have to tell you"
He "Go on - we've no secrets now".
She "Before we were married I was a hooker, got paid for it and everything"
He " Well the past is the past. Go on tell me - I think it's quite erotic".
She "Well my name was Nigel and I played for Wigan"
An oldie but a goodie.
Cheers, Pewe
[Edited on 26/11/07 by pewe]
