Scottish thought for the day:


A recent study conducted by Aberdeen University found that the average Scotsman walks about 900 miles a year.

Another study by the Scottish Medical Association found that Scotsmen drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year!!

This means, on average, Scotsmen get about 41 miles to the gallon.

Kind Of Makes You Proud to Be Scottish doesn't it!

Cheers!!

[Edited on 24-2-09 by mangogrooveworkshop]

Thats about 2.5 miles per day. I dont do that in a week!!!

is that walking or crawling?

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Originally posted by mangogrooveworkshop
Another study by the Scottish Medical Association found that Scotsmen drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year!!

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Not great at the accent, but its something like.....

*clears throat*

"BUCK-FAAAAST!"

followed by....

"Mar-We-it" which i think roughly translates to - Mad with it - whatever that means

[Edited on 24/2/09 by Dangle_kt]

Surely if your that piss*d then you may cover X amount of miles but only travel forward

X/ ( 2 x the balance limit of alchohol consumed)

Hmmm, interesting, I got this email today

Food for thought...........

Stand proud you noble swingers of clubs and losers of balls....
A recent study found the average golfer walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found golfers drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a Year.
That means, on average, golfers get about 41 miles to the gallon.
Kind of makes you proud. Almost

Perhaps it's a Scottish golfer???