That'll save your Bacon
Bah to slow typing
[Edited on 29/4/09 by omega 24 v6]
I've come out in Rashers
a rash isn't a symptom of swine flu
quote:
Originally posted by Jon Ison
I've come out in Rashers
Better get an innoculation quickly.
That'll save your Bacon
Bah to slow typing
[Edited on 29/4/09 by omega 24 v6]
I've been feeling like I have flu for a weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!
if you get to the doctors they can give you some.....
Ready for it?
OINKment!
I thought I had it so rang the swine flu hotline. Unfortunatly all I could hear was crackling!
I thought the cure for swine flu was OINKment. I'll get my coat.
Has your knob gone pink and curly?
I think your fine
Are you just telling us Porkies????
Have you got the trotters too
R
you need some of this
Stop it with the pig puns!!!!
Getting boaring now
Cheers
Chris 
It all sownds dodgy to me. Call the police...
Better to call an HAMbulance
I think we'd better give this topic the chop...
I can not add to the thread but need to say to Ken555 that is brilliant and made me chuckle!
The rest just left a sow-er taste!
Adrian
[Edited on 29-4-09 by AdrianH]
i'll get your coats
awful gags
quote:
Originally posted by JoelP
i'll get your coats
awful gags
You have all made a pigs ear of this.
Stop haming it up you lot !!!!!!
It snout fuunny.
And if anyone's really worried...
Do I have swine flu?
It's sow overrated first you get the rashers and then styes don't you.
Ive had it, was a pig to get rid of. Doctors couldnt inject as skin had gone leathery. Had to swill the medicine down out of a cup instead.
Latest from the World Health organisation:
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/health/who-will-be-the-first-arsehole-to-wear--a-facemask?-200904291731/
I thought I had it so I went to the doctors, I told him I was bacon hot and crackling hysterically.
He said there was snout wrong with me and stop being so rasher and to go home and lie down in my hamhock, he did give me some oinkment to rub in my
belly until my chops cooled down, if it got worse to get a sage to rub my bunions till I felt stuffed.
With my utmost apologies,
Bob
How about this for comedy, we've had an email round telling us what to do, how to act, who to contact and how the business is going to keep
going!
I wish it was a joke. Even covered the bit about face masks. I'm tempted to go in with my full respirator from the garage and say "i'm
worried about the flu!!!!" and see how they react.
I liked the comment regarding face masks from some flu expert that I saw on the BBC: "you might as well wear a pair of fancy earrings for all the good the masks will do."
Ah, but my mask has organic filters!
come on its got to be worth a giggle..... was also thinking of goggles in case something got in my eyes and a full face shield for
'additional' protection.
oh, and latex gloves.