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Sweetie and Sunshine (Edinburgh Pandas)
scootz - 5/4/12 at 07:39 AM

Anyone else disappointed that they didn't get it on!?

To be honest, I can understand why! The atmosphere in their 'love tunnel' just didn't seem right to me.

You'd think after spending all that money on getting them here, then the zoo could have afforded to install some dimmer switches, buy a Barry White CD, and lay on some oysters, asparagus and champagne (or chicken dippers and a case of Bacardi Breezers depending on what kind of girl Sweetie is).

It's all in the planning!

MikeFellows - 5/4/12 at 08:03 AM

just been watching this on the news this morning

its hardly surprising they are becoming extinct, the females are in season for 36 hours per year.

they can blame environmental changes and what not, but anything that can only reproduce for 0.4% of the time is pretty much doomed to failure in my opinion, makes it more impressive though when they do get them to breed.

imp paul - 5/4/12 at 08:04 AM

O Scott don't forget a big bag of bamboo shoots that's where it all went wrong lol

mcerd1 - 5/4/12 at 08:48 AM

can they not just AI them like they do with cows ?

r1_pete - 5/4/12 at 09:58 AM

quote:
Originally posted by imp paul
O Scott don't forget a big bag of bamboo shoots that's where it all went wrong lol


and a pint of heavy him....

bi22le - 5/4/12 at 11:01 AM

Very unusual though. The girl panda was well up for it. Its the bloke that could not be bothered!!!

A situation any human male woul love to be in.

Maybe thats the problem. All the Barry White and stuff is to get a women in the mood. What does a women need to do to get a man in the mood?

Touch her toes?!?

scootz - 5/4/12 at 11:40 AM

Someone needs to invent Panda Viagra!

Peteff - 5/4/12 at 11:50 AM

It's because they look so much alike. Would you want to shag someone who looks just like you, that would just be creepy.

scootz - 5/4/12 at 11:56 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Peteff
It's because they look so much alike. Would you want to shag someone who looks just like you, that would just be creepy.


Really!?

That's my biggest fantasy!!!

ashg - 5/4/12 at 12:03 PM

turkey baster comes to mind

loggyboy - 5/4/12 at 12:08 PM

With a name like that the blokes hardly gonna want to perform.. at least call him something more masculine!

Proby - 5/4/12 at 12:45 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Peteff
It's because they look so much alike. Would you want to shag someone who looks just like you, that would just be creepy.



Hahaa Scott that made me laugh and I'm having a poo day, so it must have been funny!

Steve Hignett - 5/4/12 at 01:00 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Proby
quote:
Originally posted by Peteff
It's because they look so much alike. Would you want to shag someone who looks just like you, that would just be creepy.



Hahaa Scott that made me laugh and I'm having a poo day, so it must have been funny!


If you'd met Scott, you wouldn't laugh... I'd be more than happy to let him have a crack at me

RichardK - 5/4/12 at 01:10 PM

quote:
Originally posted by bi22le
Very unusual though. The girl panda was well up for it. Its the bloke that could not be bothered!!!

A situation any human male woul love to be in.



Cant say I've ever had the desire to shag a panda However, I have woke up with a few pigs in my time

Love

Rich

xx

scootz - 5/4/12 at 01:24 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Steve Hignett
quote:
Originally posted by Proby
quote:
Originally posted by Peteff
It's because they look so much alike. Would you want to shag someone who looks just like you, that would just be creepy.



Hahaa Scott that made me laugh and I'm having a poo day, so it must have been funny!


If you'd met Scott, you wouldn't laugh... I'd be more than happy to let him have a crack at me




You're not a man until you've tried a man!

Peteff - 5/4/12 at 01:59 PM

quote:
Originally posted by scootzYou're not a man until you've tried a man!


I'll take your word for that, I've managed alright so far. It's better to give than to receive I heard.

slingshot2000 - 5/4/12 at 10:01 PM



Cant say I've ever had the desire to shag a panda However, I have woke up with a few pigs in my time

Love

Rich

xx


In my youth, I think I must have drank from the same brewery as you Rich ,
and 'occasionally' had one too many

iank - 6/4/12 at 07:41 AM

quote:
Originally posted by mcerd1
can they not just AI them like they do with cows ?


That dragged this back into my mind.

bobinspain - 6/4/12 at 07:54 AM

quote:
Originally posted by scootz
quote:
Originally posted by Steve Hignett
quote:
Originally posted by Proby
quote:
Originally posted by Peteff
It's because they look so much alike. Would you want to shag someone who looks just like you, that would just be creepy.



Hahaa Scott that made me laugh and I'm having a poo day, so it must have been funny!


If you'd met Scott, you wouldn't laugh... I'd be more than happy to let him have a crack at me




You're not a man until you've tried a man!




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I assume these are the 'chaps' you're talking about Scott?
I've spent many an 'intersting' evening down Bhughi St, Singapore, where such fellows used to hang out, (not literally).
A lot were saving for the big snip, and some had already had it done,-----so they say!

scootz - 6/4/12 at 09:14 AM

No Bob... I like my men big and hairy!

scootz - 6/4/12 at 09:25 AM

Seriously though... the "you're not a man until you've tried a man" catchphrase came about during my time abroad.

There was an older Danish guy in our team - tall, broad, sharp-featured, deep-voice. He never said much. One night a few of us were having a beer downtown and were merrily watching the local young ladies go past (they are truly stunning in the Balkans!). My jaw dropped when one particularly beautiful lass went by and there was a pause in the conversation. At this point the big Dane (who hadn't said anything all night) took his pipe from his mouth, leaned towards me and said... "Scott, you do know that you're not a man until you've tried a man".

I must have had a terrified look on my face as I turned towards him. He just put his pipe back in his mouth, gave a little smirk and then never spoke again that night!

He used to crack me up with his (very occasional) but funnily inappropriate utterances!

mad-butcher - 6/4/12 at 09:40 AM

must be a panda thing, if I remember years ago london zoo had a male panda who couldn't "get it on" think the names were chichi and anan

[Edited on 6/4/12 by mad-butcher]