Morning all, my brother has just got married and is back from honeymoon tomorrow, I have the keys to his flat where they will be returning to, I would
like to do some practical jokes on them, for example switch the labels on all their canned goods, any other good/mischievous ideas?? Thanks in advance
confetti everywhere
Inside umbrellas, wardrobes, drawers ice cubes, pockets, sofas, bed, - you get the idea
Switch all the furniture around in the rooms
Brown paper wrap everything
Swap all his condoms for party balloons. Don't be mean, let him have a bit of peace and quiet. 
Steal one of every pair of their socks.... That would drive me bonkers - I hate odd socks!
Hide something ticking/with an alarm to chime at inappropriate times....
Food colouring in the shower head
Packet of free Durex with holes in?...best not.
How about cling film over the toilet pan or stink bombs stuck under the toilet seat.
Fish behind the radiators
Crime scene tape on the door; masking tape of a body outline in the lounge/bedroom ...
Change the locks?
Childlocks on all the cupboards...
Dried peas under bed sheet.
Half a bottle of washing-up liquid in every toilet cistern.
If you also have access to their cars, confetti on top of the sun-visors.
Rent it out
Time for the torn-faced Scotsmans input...
Whatever you do, keep it simple and fun. Anything that involves excessive cleaning or sorting is rarely taken as fun!
reroute the fill tube in the back of the toilet, so it'll shoot his missus in the back when she flushes.
remove fuses from all plugs.............fridge freezer excepted
A nice thin layer of Vaseline on the toilet seat so as to not be visble.
Red Kool Aid in the shower heads. (it takes several packages)
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Originally posted by corrado vr6
Morning all, my brother has just got married and is back from honeymoon tomorrow, I have the keys to his flat where they will be returning to, I would like to do some practical jokes on them, for example switch the labels on all their canned goods, any other good/mischievous ideas?? Thanks in advance
What a bunch of bastards you all are! Just stick a hose pipe through his letterbox and be done with it.
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Originally posted by JoelP
What a bunch of bastards you all are!
Ones I have actually known done are filling the living room completely with balloons; hiding loads of alarm clocks set to go off every fifteen minutes and (to a builder and his new wife) bricking up the front door.
Order a FATOGRAM
Stretch Clingfilm over the toilet bowl.
Postit note his bathroom or PC/desk/study
Get hold of a baby scan, stick it an envelope with no name on it, attach a note saying - (name of mate), I thought you would want to see the first
picture of your son. You havent returned any of my calls, I hope this picture makes you change your mind as I want our child to know his father. Luv
(ex GFs name)
[Edited on 24-9-12 by loggyboy]
I'm glad you lot live too far away to be my mates.
"Get hold of a baby scan, stick it an envelope with no name on it, attach a note saying - (name of mate), I thought you would want to see the
first picture of your son. You havent returned any of my calls, I hope this picture makes you change your mind as I want our child to know his father.
Luv (ex GFs name) "
i can see a marriage problem with this one!
Funny yes, but ...............