Prime Minister Chirac has officially raised the French terror alert from "Run" to "Hide". There are only two higher alert levels
in France, which are "Surrender" and "Collaborate". The rise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white
flag factory - effectively crippling their military.
Jason
LOL 
Very very funny!
I did not know that Chirac was degraded from president to prime minister
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must be part of the new strategy
Nice one, my boss is a frenchman, I'll show it to him, that should give me more time to work on my car
That's a novel way of handing in your notice!!
Arc de Triomphe. Built by Napolean to celebrate French Military might. Used four times, twice by the Germans and twice by the Allies.
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Originally posted by gazza285
Arc de Triomphe. Built by Napolean to celebrate French Military might. Used four times, twice by the Germans and twice by the Allies.
Its the reason the Champs Elsse is tree lined.So invading armies can march in the shade.....
The equivalent of the VC in france is the 'medale de glorie' 1000 were minted, and only one was issued, to Edith Piaf, for chancion dans le plighte de obscuritie
After reading this thread, I get a vague feeling that the commentators consider the French to have a big yellow streak? I wonder why
The Last time the french asked for "more evidence" it marched into Paris two days later under a swaztika
If I recall my history correctly there is a reason that the french don't like to fight.... they have after all been invaded 4 times in the last 100 years........there's a reason for that too!
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Originally posted by Hellfire
After reading this thread, I get a vague feeling that the commentators consider the French to have a big yellow streak? I wonder why
whats the difference between italians and toast?! you can make soldiers out of toast.
Yeah, and what did the Romans ever do for us?. Apart from roads that is, and drainage, bathing and surgery.
etc etc etc!!!
Go to www.google.co.uk and type in "French Military Victories" and then click on "I'm feeling lucky" 
hehehe, bleedin' surrendermonkeys.
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Originally posted by alfasudsprint
etc etc etc!!!