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Calling Chrisg!
Rorty - 1/1/03 at 09:17 PM

Eat your bloody heart out M8. How's about that for a head of hair, and oh so slim!


So Mr. G. are we well rested and ready for another year?

Seriously M8, I hope you had a good Chrissey and New Year's, and I look forward to some witty banter in the coming months.

chrisg - 1/1/03 at 09:22 PM

Well it beats the red cross (just)

You must have got a funny camera!

Cheers

Chris

BTW anyone can DRAW a full head of hair!

Happy New Year Mate!

Rorty - 2/1/03 at 04:40 AM

Funny camera? M8, that's a perfectly good digital image of your's truly. Not only are you stout and thinning on top, but it seems your eyesight is worsening too. I think it's time to visit an optician, and have those microwave doors replaced!
[Kicks back in 32 degree sunshine, safe in the knowledge he's a comfortable distance from the failing Mr. G in Cutleryville]

Peteff - 2/1/03 at 09:08 AM

Don't know about you Chris, but I think that looks like a caricature of a young Ronald Reagan .

yours, Pete.

paulbeyer - 2/1/03 at 09:09 PM

Rorty,

The 32 degrees of sunshine sounds good but I remember that north wind that used to kick up. Like standing in front of a bloody hair dryer. Much prefered Perth weather and the Freemantle doctor.

Macca - 2/1/03 at 09:15 PM

Listen Mr Rorty,lets get one thing straight. Nobody hear likes you, nobody!You come on here with your movie star looks showing us links to fabulous buggies you have built and not to mention the technical assistance edged with a little wit.And those seats!
WE don't want that sort of thing here, so p*!s off!
Col
PS are your plans available overhere,an have you ever done anything "buggyish" using range rover bits?Not that I would be intrested cause they'd be poo anyway.

[Edited on 3/1/03 by Macca]

chrisg - 2/1/03 at 11:59 PM

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That picture.



quote:

Don't know about you Chris, but I think that looks like a caricature of a young Ronald Reagan .


Yes or an old Rorty

Cheers

Chris

Rorty - 3/1/03 at 06:15 AM

Aaaaahh happy days!

Peteff:

quote:

Don't know about you Chris, but I think that looks like a caricature of a young Ronald Reagan.

Jest ye not. It wouldn't be the first time I've been stopped in the street down here, mistaken for Mel Gibson!


Paulbeyer:
quote:

The 32 degrees of sunshine sounds good but I remember that north wind that used to kick up. Like standing in front of a bloody hair dryer.

When the North wind doth blow
We shall have.....er...sunburn!



Macca:
quote:

WE don't want that sort of thing here, so p*!s off!

Is there some thing wrong with your old typewriter, or did you just misspell piss?



Macca, again:
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PS are your plans available overhere,an have you ever done anything "buggyish" using range rover bits?

Yes, you can order the plans from my website. I did do a 4WD 1303s Beetle some years ago, using a RV8 engine, and Passat front hubs/struts. I also started a Beetle-onto-Range Rover-chassis conversion, which never saw the light of day, as my Aussie born wife was homesick, and I ended up down here.
(Isn't the English language great?)



Chrisg: Sorry M8, I forgot to acknowledge your little contribution!

[Edited on 3/1/03 by Rorty]

chrisg - 3/1/03 at 06:47 PM

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Chrisg: Sorry M8, I forgot to acknowledge your little contribution!


Don't worry, at your age I'm surprised you can remember your own name!

Cheers

Chris

PS - coming soon. a new avatar showing that I AM NOT BALD.

Rorty - 4/1/03 at 02:47 AM

Ah-ha! The rantings of a man with a complex. I'll bet your arse became commensurately more hairy as the hair on your head receded.
I am reliably told little balding men are cute, so come on little M8, cheer up! We all love you here.

chrisg - 4/1/03 at 02:51 PM

quote:

We all love you here.


Not "all" mate

Cheers

Chris

*sob*

locodude - 4/1/03 at 03:28 PM

Quite true!

Alan B - 4/1/03 at 04:20 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Rorty
.....I am reliably told little balding men are cute................


Yes, I get told that often

Honestly, and some are even women that say it to me.....

jollygreengiant - 4/1/03 at 05:00 PM

well Chris this should give you years of amo.
Just dont take mi lollypop

Mel Gibson - 4/1/03 at 10:30 PM

Who the hell is that imposter

Homer - 5/1/03 at 06:11 AM

I do nort know who this so called Mel Gibson really is but HE is the imposter. The real Mel Gibson has starred along side me in the Simpsons and he is a very good friend of mine. I go round his place all the time to help him with his cars.
Rorty is the REAL Mel Gibson but he was to modist to come out and say so at the start, that is why he used a cartoon of himself.
Hey Mel, i mean Rorty why dont you just stick a photo of any old git on your post and nobody will no who you are?

Macca - 5/1/03 at 03:03 PM

why dont you just stick a photo of any old git on your post and nobody will no who you are?

Hasn't he done that?
Col

chrisg - 5/1/03 at 03:31 PM

Well, sad.

"Homer" is quite clearly Rorty but who is the alter ego of "Mel Gibson".

It's not me BTW

Answers on a postcard.

Cheers

Chris

Rorty - 6/1/03 at 02:37 AM

This seems to be a rather obvious case of the pot calling the kettle black!

Chrisg:

quote:

Well it beats the red cross (just)


Little red crosses were fashionable for a time, but most of us have moved on.
And as for accusing me of hiding behind that oaf Homer....well, truly, it is sad, as there is no proof whatsoever on which to base that assumption.

Homer - 6/1/03 at 11:16 AM

Hey Chris you will have to do better then that!! an who are you calling an oaf Rorty?!!

Mel Gibson - 6/1/03 at 07:34 PM

You guys are killing me .

Mark Allanson - 6/1/03 at 09:40 PM

Its one of the real downside of fame, people are always impersonating me, wearing wigs and trying to look like a younger me.
THIS HAS GOT TO STOP

Mark

chrisg - 6/1/03 at 10:03 PM

That picture is copyright, you'll be hearing from my lawyer!

Actually Mark,it's better than the "doggy porn" picture

Cheers

Chris

Mark Allanson - 6/1/03 at 10:19 PM

just got a summons from your lawyer, I had better change it for something a bit less contravercial.

I will leave it on for a little while, afterall Rorty will be tucked up in bed at the moment, he lives even further south than me!!

Metal Hippy™ - 7/1/03 at 12:32 AM

You pair of thieving gits

Rorty - 7/1/03 at 01:45 AM

Mark Allanson:

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I will leave it on for a little while, afterall Rorty will be tucked up in bed at the moment

Thanks a bunch! What horror greeted me today. Such a pair of big egg heads taking up nearly half the screen.
When is Chrisw back...anyone? It's a case of "while the cat's away, the mice will play".
I thought there might have been a default limit on the size of avatars, which is why I measured one the other day before posting mine.
Soooooo, there's nothing to stop me posting a REALLY BIG ONE! Hmmmm.
This is the best forum...bit of car stuff...bit of a laugh...bit of banter.