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Oh, I do like to be beside the seaside....
chrisg - 27/5/03 at 09:27 PM

Actually there are few things I hate more, but from the 'morrow I shall be temporarily a trailer bound resident of the place known as "skeggy"

Capital city of the fat bird with blotchy white legs, a mecca for the twat in the baseball cap. That oasis of greasy chips and bingo.

I shall be there until Sunday, and I will hate every bloody second.

Why am I going you ask? Simple.

This is the price I pay for going to Le Mans, I have to take the wife and brats to sodding skegness.

No man have greater love than this, that he would be bored shitless in an amusment arcade, that he may go with his mates to a ploughed field in France, and get pissed.

Think of me just once.

Cheers

The jolly f*cking fisherman

PS.my inbox WILL be receiving any urgent insults you need to send me, although I won't be able to return your kind words'til Monday


jollygreengiant - 27/5/03 at 10:04 PM

Do what I'm going to do.........................
Move to France permanent. Nearer to the blessed LeMans and nearer to St. Tropez.!


UncleFista - 27/5/03 at 10:09 PM

I was there at the weekend, family in tow.

It rained....

Skeggy Pic

I feel your pain mate ;(


chrisg - 27/5/03 at 10:29 PM

You lying get!

Thats Fantasy Island

in INGOLDMELLS!

Still as shitty tho, thanks for the sympathy

Cheers

Chris


Jon Ison - 28/5/03 at 05:40 PM

wish i was with ya Chris, i just got told i got go to Singapore on Monday, don't ya just 8 work ???


Metal Hippy - 28/5/03 at 06:40 PM

I was gonna go to the next J29 meet.

Not going to now for fear of getting the Sars bollocks....


paulbeyer - 29/5/03 at 12:00 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Metal Hippy
I was gonna go to the next J29 meet.

Not going to now for fear of getting the Sars bollocks....


I don't think it effects your bollocks.


Peteff - 29/5/03 at 09:12 AM

Severe and acute both mean the same thing in my dictionary, but when they called it just acute on it's own they realised it was going to be the ARS virus. Who was going to take that one serious?.

yours, Pete.


Dick Axtell - 29/5/03 at 12:26 PM

Chris,
You're not the only one. This was Sidmouth just a couple of weeks ago!! Rescued attachment Sidmouth160503.JPG
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ned - 29/5/03 at 12:32 PM

even the seagull looks board, oh happy days....


Peteff - 30/5/03 at 09:21 AM

Did you see the size of that gull? And it's only a young un. Bloody'ell, I'm keeping out of Sidmouth. We took the grandkids to Carsington Water yesterday. It's like going to the seaside but staying inland. Does Chris have to have a passport to get out of Yorkshire?

yours, Pete.


Viper - 30/5/03 at 09:57 AM

Anybody else suffering SWS ( sarcasm withdrawel symptoms)


timf - 30/5/03 at 10:24 AM

but we still got the hippy


Metal Hippy - 30/5/03 at 10:39 AM

Nooooooo don't try and compare me to him...

He's from Yorkshire.

Besides, there's loads of sods far more capable of sarcasm in here than I am.


timf - 30/5/03 at 11:02 AM

but anyone building a locost chassis themselves must be mad when you can buy a ready made kit isn't the whole point of a locost going out and buying a ready made one and i bet it costs more than £250 to build as well .

opps that also includes me then
oh well back to sniffing the celly thinners

weeeeeeeeeeeee my locost can fly

maybe rc was on the same thing as hippy when he came up with the title of the book. or thats what he told his wife it cost to make !!


Metal Hippy - 30/5/03 at 11:07 AM

Me?

I'm not on anything....

Got a day off though. That may be affecting me last night and today....


timf - 30/5/03 at 11:13 AM

then why don't you just

go and build your non conformist locost


Metal Hippy - 30/5/03 at 11:15 AM

Because I'm going away this afternoon until Sunday evening.

I'm supposed to be cleaning out the animal cages but instead I choose to have multiple conversations with you buggers in here....


timf - 30/5/03 at 11:41 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Metal Hippy
I'm supposed to be cleaning out the animal cages .


that explains everything, he's getting high on animal Sh*t

that gives new meaning to the expression

thats some good poo man


Metal Hippy - 30/5/03 at 11:48 AM

BOOM BOOM!


Jasper - 31/5/03 at 01:30 PM

You think Skeggies bad, I've agreed to take the wife and kid + friends to Butlins for the weekend soon, that's the price I have to pay for going to Le Mans. But at least it's on the South Coast so some chance of sun.


locodude - 31/5/03 at 05:36 PM

Why oh why do some of you guys feel obliged to take the wife and kids somewhere just because YOU are going to Le Mans or a show or racing or whatever. It all went downhill when we gave them the vote
Just give 'em a slap and tell 'em who's boss. The saying up here is 'Keep 'em well fu*ked and poorly shod'
BE A MAN!!!!!!


Jon Ison - 31/5/03 at 06:19 PM

Chris, some one sat at the side of me just read your post n said "get stuffed" does that mean i'm doing it all wrong, oh, n what does "shod" mean ??


stephen_gusterson - 31/5/03 at 09:45 PM

Jon

you should like singapore....its a great place....makes this country look 3rd world.


great place to bargain for deals on cameras and electricals.

atb

steve


Alan B - 1/6/03 at 01:23 PM

Just had a little trip myself....a couple of days in San Jose and Los Gatos in California....very nice, but makes Surrey look very cheap to live in.....

Went in a bar that was well known a couple of years ago......women would drive 100 miles to go there, looking for dot com millionaires...

Flying into Silicon valley:




This was just the Bentley dealer......there was a Ferrari dealer too... They had a very nice Murciealago in too.....


Peteff - 1/6/03 at 03:53 PM

The one I heard is "barefoot and pregnant" Chris. If I said that I'd be paying for it for years. Anyway I'll have to go now, it's time I put the dinner on.

yours, Pete.


chrisg - 1/6/03 at 07:26 PM

Skegness was "as expected", but to come back and read this!!!!!!!!


quote:

Why oh why do some of you guys feel obliged to take the wife and kids somewhere just because YOU are going to Le Mans or a show or racing or whatever. It all went downhill when we gave them the vote. The saying up here is 'Keep 'em well fu*ked and poorly shod'
BE A MAN!!!!!!




Why, exactly, were you not at Stoneleigh then Chris?

Hint : Portugal, Pussy whipped, Le Mans.....need I go on.

Tut, Tut , Tut.

I'd also like you know that I am NOT sarcastic, and that I have missed each and every one of you in an individual special way, or something.

Cheers

Chris

[Edited on 1/6/03 by chrisg]


chrisg - 1/6/03 at 07:38 PM

Oh and For Jon(boy) Ison, flying tomorrow are you?

Sit at the back mate - you never see 'em reverse into mountains.

Ever wondered why they call the place you go from a "Terminal"?

You know why the "brace"position has your head between your knees?.........so you can kiss your arse goodye.

They allways find the black box. Why don't they make the planes out of the same stuff?

Bon voyage, you sheep shagging b*stard.

Cheers

Chris


chrisg - 1/6/03 at 07:42 PM

And while I'm at it - Alan B

Skegness has a Proton dealer now, so there

Cheers

Chris

( and a Lidl)

[Edited on 1/6/03 by chrisg]


Peteff - 1/6/03 at 08:32 PM

Got my pushbike speedo and rack from there, £10 for both. If they sold cars they'd be locosts. Brought any rock back Chris.

yours, Pete.


chrisg - 1/6/03 at 08:52 PM

Got everyone a stick of rock but, um....got hungry on the way home and............

Cheers

Chris


chrisg - 2/6/03 at 08:17 PM

I see the Tank Man has suffered a bit of a memory loss.

Cheers

Chris


locodude - 4/6/03 at 09:46 PM

I think you'll find that she took me. I refuse to be drawn any further. Oh and f*ck off!


chrisg - 4/6/03 at 10:14 PM

A poor reply and a little late, but I suppose you had the hoovering to do..........................

Cheers

Chris


Jon Ison - 5/6/03 at 11:29 AM

oi, sit at the back ???

its Feck@@n hot here, perfect locost country, shame there iant a "freeway" from Derbyshire to here ???

Chris, what do these girls mean ? "are you wanting to do buisiness sir ?" can't work it out myself, now where do they keep the sheep ?????

maybe cu sat PTM if i survive......


chrisg - 5/6/03 at 06:20 PM

Jon ,

Careful Bloke, they may look like girls.......................

Try a goat for a change.

Cheers

Chris