Were off to France ( did I mention?)

Anyway

Which phrase do YOU think we'll need?

I'll start the ball rolling. Here's one for Tony, The Bodicraft Bodger.

Peux-je brűler ceci?

Cheers

Chris


Edit:Translation: Can I burn this?

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Mon vache est sur la plage

Your lack of education is showing chaps,

Don't tell me I'm the only one who speaks fluent French on here?

Anyway, here's another - for PTM:-

Vous pouvez voir mon testicles?

Cheers

Chris

edit:translation: Can you see My Knackers?

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so whats the frog for


Just leave the bottle

???????????

Robinbastd,

You what?

With a bikini, suncream etc....wow!

Viper, you jealous cos you're not bisexua.....lingual.

Cheers

Chris

Not jealous, just wanna make sure i stay in suitable state of inubriation when the TVR's stop

Chris "Ou est le pissoir?"
Je parle un peu de Francais mais je n'ai pas d'accents sur mon ordinateur parceque c'est Anglais.

yours, Pete (Ffrench)

"Ou est le salade nicoise et le Badoit?

That's about all I'll need!

whoest wonest le war kermit mon amie?

wotthefecyoulotonabout ?

One for Jon:-

Oů le mouton est?

Cheers

Chris

And Pete,

Mon ordinateur est Japonais

Cheers

Chris

ta

You've no idea have you Jon?

It's:-

Where are the sheep?

Cheers

Chris

Surely he'll be there long enough to meet more than one Chris, et l'ordinateur je l'ai construit moi meme, donc c'est Anglais.

yours, Pierre.

Steve Faunch:-

Je suis seulement vingt de cinq ans vieux, honnęte!

Cheers

Chris

edit:translation: I'm only twenty five, honest!

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And Pete,

fait de parties japonaises

Cheers

Chris

Ou est le singe?
Le singe est dans l'arbre, le voici.
Chris you speak French like a native (of Sheffield)

I always say the same thing to teh french when ever i meet them.. It's posserble the most confusing frase ever..

"le poisson est la table"

If that don't baffle em.. nothing will!

My French is of the same gooditude as my Englandish

So bollocks

Cheers

Chris

And I doubt Steve is a virgin, what with the kids and that!

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Votre Francais est les couielles de chien Chris, et ne laissez personne vous dire autrement..

That's dogs danglers, and if the bastards don't understand you do the age old British method of speaking louder. Not wanting to cast nasturtiums about Steve

yours, Pete.

Chris,
You might need to socialise and improve the "Entente (dis)-Cordial", so try this one:-
"Je veu parler avec la Madonna tombee de les poitrines tres splendide!!".

You're right Pete the mutts nuts, I usually use the shouting method anyhow.

Ah, Dick..... big tits, the universal language!

Cheers

Chris

Well I'm practicing my Welsh...............................oops, least said soonest mended

Can anyone else smell fish?

Cheers

Chris

so wot was french for sheep ? and could anyone spell "shag" for me too ?

just tryin to get it rite, don't want to upset the french do we ?

Puis-j'avoir relations avec vos moutons?.
That should get you a "Get off moi land".

have a nice trip

yours, Pete.