I've just seen my auntie on the Jeremy Kyle show doing the DNA thing. Oh my word, I'm glad she don't use the same surname as me!!!

...and you admitted to it because...? :S

hehe

audrey?

and for those stuck at work...

What happened in it???

What's the DNA thing? I don't get days off (but I have heard of the Jeremy Kyle show)......

Isn't it a paternity test?

So was it hers?

eh?

so whats her name?
happy
tickle
bump

Yes it was Audrey, Audra actually. How did you guess Theo? Basically she started seeing a 16 year old when she was 33 and he's just got out of prison after 4 years for summat and wants to know if her child is his. She don't know who's it is but just wants him to stop mithering her. DNA test revealed it weren't his. There's no mister man name to describe her Chilli. What about Mrs Rough-as-a-bears-arse-who-puts-it-out-a-bit/lot. How embarassing but you can only choose your friends not your family. Needless to say we don't communicate.

she sound ok to me

*shudder* You should meet the rest. I have a cousin who is a erm... lady of the night shall we say.