I prefer it too unroll into the room, swimbo always puts it in so it unrolls down the wall side......
Who is correct, and why ?
Just had a ear bashing for putting the toilet tissue (aka bog roll) in the wrong way around.........she should be thankful I put one in and not left
her too do it.........
I prefer it too unroll into the room, swimbo always puts it in so it unrolls down the wall side......
Who is correct, and why ?
into the room, standard chambermaid practice
You are, and just because!
Jon
If this is all that you and your other half have to worry about then good luck mate!
Next time leave it 'in' the bowl, she obviously has you under her thumb
Jon, you should have a poll on this important issue...
... I vote for "into the room".
its just the same old story , you are wrong , you always will be wrong , what ever you do will be wrong .
just face it , you cant & wont win .
If a man is alone in a forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?
get one of those vertical type roll holders... that'll confuse her
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Originally posted by BenB
If a man is alone in a forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?
into the room,you dont want $-it stains down tha wall
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Originally posted by grahamgg
into the room,you dont want $-it stains down tha wall
just to get on her good side...seperate every little square and stack them to make a big tower
How would you end up with $-it stains down the wall either way?
Into the room every time! Weird how little things like that bother us (and women!)....
How would she feel if you left the loo seat up?!
Deffo right on this one Jon
Into the room every time! 
Fozzie
Of course it should un-roll into the room - otherwise how are you going to get the tug-whizz-brake-tear motion right?
not down the back or you'll not see the perforations till they are almost on the next sheet. I bet you don't close the curtains properly
either. As a temporary solution we used a kitchen roll holder that stands on the floor, it's been there 23 years now
It's not an issue in my house, I think i must have the only wife in the world who absolutely refuses to put the roll on the holder! if it runs
out she just stands a fresh roll on top until i notice and put it on!
And yes - it unrolls into the room!
It must have been a big roll to start with or you have serious constapation problems!
Quote " As a temporary solution we used a kitchen roll holder that stands on the floor, it's been there 23 years now "
Odd that Jon I have exactly the same problem - my good lady thinks the same as your good lady and I believe the same as eveyone here!
in the room - If she insists and you agree to a quite life.
Miss match the perforations by seperating the 2 ply and unravelling the top one a full rotation after you use it.
Hope this helps
Regards
Agriv8
You are evil personified
we had an argument like this at the weekend, i'd been out for a few drinks and to cut a long story short i had the squits so i've been using
her nice moist toilet tissue, turns out is not wet bog roll but very £££££ make up removing pads.
woops.
We have the same argument in our hous: I'm for unrolling into the room, SWMBO for unrolling down the room. My arguments (dimissed out of hand, of
course ) are:
1. it's easier to find the end and pull off the right amount
2. for loo rolls with a pattern on, the pattern is always printed on the outside - if you let the paper unroll wallside you don't see the
pattern, therefore it must be designed to go the other way!
You don't want to be scraping your knuckles on the wall now do you?
Pat...
Hmm, I'm sure my kids do the 'mismatched perforations' on purpose, it's a little rougher the wrong way out.
Oh, and I vote into the room, so does the missus.
I think I must be the only one who wants it this way round - I feel a bit funny now!
You can pull it quicker (oo er) (and all in my head, but thats that) - it's always out of you way, and you can do it all with one hand! (this
could be the most ambiguous comment I've ever made!!!
[Edited on 6/3/07 by worX]
it is quite disturbing how long this thread is lasting
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Originally posted by worX
I think I must be the only one who wants it this way round - I feel a bit funny now!
You can pull it quicker (oo er) (and all in my head, but thats that) - it's always out of you way, and you can do it all with one hand! (this could be the most ambiguous comment I've ever made!!!
[Edited on 6/3/07 by worX]
Flamed for admitting that I have missmatched perforations
I find it sometimes the little irritations that can send a man mad. My mother said I was a bad un
Ps no one has posted the toilet hummor gags yet !!!
Regards
Agriv8
Go on then, I'll start
Still using the rock hard jeyes single sheet,its like wet n dry and stops visitors using my carsey's
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Originally posted by Peteff
Go on then, I'll start
Has to be into the room - if you stand there it is much easier to get a piece which is into the room rather than against the wall. And if you
are sat down it makes no difference.
Pete - right.
To misquote the great bard....... "once more into the room, once more.".......
Hi Mrs Jon here, you are all wrong with one exception, I blame you lot for his bad habits which are many I might add ???
Sorry 
Sorry I'm with WorX, and Jon's missus.
Down the wall, looks untidy otherwise.
(And yes, I am obbsessive compulsive)
Cheers
Chris
[Edited on 6/3/07 by chrisg]
Chris,
I'm obsessive compulsive aswell - had to retrain my gf when she moved in on SO much stuff - I have to have the kettle placed back so that it
would be right handed to lift again,and a thousand other things - but the TP took the longest to sort out and explain, but then I'm quite lucky
to have TP, as IanK pointed out where I live and everyone in "here" usually just uses the abundance of padded wall liner to
decorate!!!
Steve
quote:
Originally posted by chrisg
Sorry I'm with WorX, and Jon's missus.
Down the wall, looks untidy otherwise.
(And yes, I am obbsessive compulsive
Cheers
Chris
[Edited on 6/3/07 by chrisg]
Sorry folks, I should password protect the screen
She did tell me too look on here, I expected worse than that so its ok......I though she may tell you the story about.........
I love her really (are you readin babe) xxxx
quote:
Originally posted by Jon Ison
Hi Mrs Jon here, you are all wrong with one exception, I blame you lot for his bad habits which are many I might add ???
Is this allowed???? This thread has taken a terrible turn for the worse Into the room always...
Wall side is wrong
If more people don't start agreeing with me the sky will fall......I just knows it
Tissue to the wall - you know it makes sense.
You'll be the sort of people who don't have their CDs in alphabetical order.
cheers
Chris
quote:
Originally posted by chrisg
If more people don't start agreeing with me the sky will fall......I just knows it
Tissue to the wall - you know it makes sense.
You'll be the sort of people who don't have their CDs in alphabetical order.
cheers
Chris
I think you know where you can stick it!
Cheers
Chris
my Wife used to be a manager in a 5 star hotel, even SHE says that the roll goes out into the room.
We do disagree on the toilet lid though, i say it should be up but she says it should be down...WHY? Who said that the default setting for the lid
should be in the down position!
she says, "if the lid is up then i have to put it down every time before i can go toilet"
I say "so, i have to put it up every time i want to go toilet!"
Cheers.
i put both lids down, then its not right for either of us
And of course the paper should be into the room, not down the wall. When im in customers houses, i make a point of turning it round if they got it
wrong
quote:
You'll be the sort of people who don't have their CDs in alphabetical order.
I'm down the wall too, just seems easier that way and yes my CD's and DVD's are in alphabetical order. Why do I suddenly feel
ashamed of all this? Come on speak up you closet wallers, you know you want to. Fight the oppression
Down the wall if you have cats, into the room otherwise.....
No, you put the seat down luv, not the lid. If you go with the lid down you will get a damp patch.
You have to put the lid down and the plug in the wash basin and bath, it's a Feng Shui thing or your cheese goes down the plughole or something.
into the room. tell her if she changes it around again you'll start using her flannel instead.
[Edited on 7/3/07 by OX]
No, once again I reitterate, the paper is into the room, the seat AND lid should be down (that way everyone is inconvenienced when desperate), the
plugs should be out (sod fangi shouei) and the cd's & dvd's should be in alphabetical order of artist (cd's) and title (dvd's)
then date of release.
Oh and we have had cats since marriage, never had a problem, even when we had a dogas well.