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Lottery Win!
mistergrumpy - 11/12/07 at 08:38 PM

Wahey! I've just got in from work and found a letter from Malaga behind the door from El Gordo Spanish Sweepstake Lottery. Apprently someone there bought a ticket on my behalf (very nice of them) and I've just won 950,777.00 Euros. Of course they only want 10% of this (very nice of them again!) Alls I have to do is provide them with my bank account details and not tell anyone else. Sounds good to me I'm just going to get my bank card.... (Yes that is sarcasm)

speedyxjs - 11/12/07 at 08:43 PM

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Originally posted by mistergrumpy
they only want 10% of this (very nice of them again!)


WOW That is nice of them, but you do realise that if they find out you have told us you may not get the money
You'd better hope this nice person isnt a locostbuilder

mistergrumpy - 11/12/07 at 09:03 PM

Damn Er, well I'll offer them another 5%. I'm sure they'll go for that. They seem decent people to me.

dave1888 - 11/12/07 at 10:03 PM

Can i borrow 10,000 euros when you get the money.

Sideshow_Bob - 11/12/07 at 10:08 PM

Can I borrow £250, I want to build a sportscar!!

mistergrumpy - 11/12/07 at 10:27 PM

No worries boys. The locosts are on me!

roadrunner - 11/12/07 at 10:31 PM

RK - 12/12/07 at 02:35 AM

It's your lucky day! You should go out and buy a lottery ticket!

02GF74 - 12/12/07 at 07:31 AM

be generous, tell them they can keep 20% for themseleves and send you a cheque.

westcost1 - 12/12/07 at 10:55 AM

Lol you sound like the milky bar kid “ The locosts are on me “ unfortunately my £250 I set aside for building my sports car has not gone that far so can I put in for a hardship loan? Maybe you could publish a new book with the money. build your own unicycle for £250 pounds would be a more realistic build for the money. can you race a unicycle?

onzarob - 12/12/07 at 11:38 AM

quote:
Originally posted by mistergrumpy
Wahey! I've just got in from work and found a letter from Malaga behind the door from El Gordo Spanish Sweepstake Lottery. Apprently someone there bought a ticket on my behalf (very nice of them) and I've just won 950,777.00 Euros. Of course they only want 10% of this (very nice of them again!) Alls I have to do is provide them with my bank account details and not tell anyone else. Sounds good to me I'm just going to get my bank card.... (Yes that is sarcasm)


So nice of them to be think of you at Christmas aand not themsleves

speedyxjs - 12/12/07 at 12:19 PM

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Originally posted by westcost1
can you race a unicycle?


Only with a jag engine

Gergely - 12/12/07 at 01:02 PM

So have you thought about what you are going to buy / build from the money? Lucky, lucky guy!

mistergrumpy - 12/12/07 at 07:14 PM

I think if I give them my bank details and accept the money. I'll be buying all new furniture to go with a new house after the bailiffs repossess everything I have due to a mysterious loss of funds