hiya peps got wrk at 6am and am pissed as a dart went doen the local and went from just a few pintss rto getting ratted lol

Ah yes, of course

I supose you have to get the bus like me, I can hardly stand we've drunk so much tonight, I'm on first name terms with the toilet (her names mandy ) wonder what time we will crawl to bed this time though I might sleep on the floor its nice and warm

i've gotten to know my toilet pretty well over the years, her name's armitage (her parents liked old fashioned names) armitage shanks is her full name

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Originally posted by tjoh84
hiya peps got wrk at 6am and am pissed as a dart went doen the local and went from just a few pintss rto getting ratted lol

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Have fun at work, but don't drive till tomorrow

I've stopped praying to the porcelain goddess these days, I'm old enough to remember what it's like before I start drinking

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Originally posted by Mr Whippy
I'm on first name terms with the toilet (her names mandy )

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Originally posted by iank
Have fun at work, but don't drive till tomorrow

I've stopped praying to the porcelain goddess these days, I'm old enough to remember what it's like before I start drinking

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Its a man......
never could make up my mind whether it...
Huwey or pete.......

Huweeeeeey.. pete... pete..... Huweeeey...pete..

Aaaargggg

Huw...... Huw..... Huweeeeeeyyyyy... pete..pete..
O God i'm dying

etc. etc.