A Kiwi bloke was doing the Haka. Somewhere in space, Aliens were

watching this unusual dance. "Ka-mate, ka-mate, ka-ora,

ka-ora......"

The Aliens were very interested by this ritual and wanted to see

what

effect it would have if they removed a part of his brain. So, using

their alien technology, they shot down a laser beam - it hit the

Kiwi's

head and immediately vaporised a part of his brain. The Aliens then

sat

back and watched ... "Ka-mate, ka-mate, ka-ora, ka-ora......." The

Aliens were amazed at what they saw. There seemed no discernable

change

in the Kiwi, yet he now had less than a full brain. The aliens

decided

to vaporise another part of his brain, then they watched with

interest.

"Ka-mate, ka-mate, ka-ora, ka-ora......" "WHAT!!!" the Aliens

exclaimed

to each other. "These Kiwis show no change in behaviour after the

removal of half of their brain. Let's see what happens if we take

the

rest of it away and leave him with no brain at all!" With a push of

a

button the Aliens shot down another beam down and took away the

final

part of the Kiwi's brain. "Now surely we should see some change!!!"

And

sure enough, with no brain, no knowledge of anything, the Aliens

watched, and then they heard it ...

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"Swing low, sweet chariot, coming for to ......"

Oooh-ya!!!!

Little tinker...

Thats what happens when your a bitter Scotsman, who's only chance of gaining some self respect was to hope the Australians would win so at least i could say my team was knocked out by the eventual winners!

...........ho hum it wasnt to be.....good game good game!