chris.russell
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 posted on 23/6/05 at 11:25 AM |
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Friends reunited
Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a
> >party. > >After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room.
>Those who >remained talked about their kids. > >The first guy said, "My son
>is my pride and joy. He started working at a >successful company at the
>bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and >Business Administration and
>soon began to climb the corporate ladder and >now he's the president of the
>company. He became so rich that he gave >his best friend a top of the line
>Mercedes for his birthday." > >The second guy said, "Darn, that's terrific!
>My son is also my pride and >joy. He started working for a big airline,
>then went to flight school to >become a pilot. Eventually he became a
>partner in the company, where he >owns the majority of its assets. He's so
>rich that he gave his best >friend a brand new jet for his birthday." >
> >The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best
> >universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own
> >construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away
> >something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A
> >30,000 square foot mansion." > >The three friends congratulated each
>other just as the fourth returned >from the restroom and asked: "What are
>all the congratulations for?" > >One of the three said: "We were talking
>about the pride we feel for the >successes of our sons. ...What about your
>son?" > >The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a living dancing
>as a >stripper at a nightclub." > >The three friends said: "What a shame...
>what a disappointment." The >fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's
>my son and I love him. >And he hasn't done too bad either. His birthday was
>two weeks ago, and >he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a
>brand new jet and >a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends."
Mines a pint
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flak monkey
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| posted on 23/6/05 at 03:51 PM |
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Hehe
Sera
http://www.motosera.com
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OX
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| posted on 23/6/05 at 06:38 PM |
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Hellfire
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| posted on 29/6/05 at 10:59 PM |
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