Rorty
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 posted on 14/1/03 at 05:32 AM |
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Another feature for this forum?
There have been a couple of excellent ideas within the last few days, regarding added features for this forum viz a parts reference, and red flagging
new photos.
Anyone apart from me interested in a spell checker too?
Cheers, Rorty.
"Faster than a speeding Pullet".
PLEASE DON'T U2U ME IF YOU WANT A QUICK RESPONSE. TRY EMAILING ME INSTEAD!
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jollygreengiant
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| posted on 14/1/03 at 08:29 AM |
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NAh, taking the miss out orf sumones spalling his harf the phun.
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stephen_gusterson
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| posted on 14/1/03 at 11:16 PM |
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its not a spell checker I need in most cases - its keeping my fingers in sync as i try and type fast two handed that would help - plus a bit more
discipline to read it thro before I post!
Abt
svete 
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Rorty
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| posted on 15/1/03 at 05:20 AM |
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JGG:
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NAh, taking the miss out orf sumones spalling his harf the phun.
Well, since you put it so eloquently....
Cheers, Rorty.
"Faster than a speeding Pullet".
PLEASE DON'T U2U ME IF YOU WANT A QUICK RESPONSE. TRY EMAILING ME INSTEAD!
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Findlay234
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| posted on 15/1/03 at 09:05 AM |
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Well did you know the European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for
European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that
English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short). In the
first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be
replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik emthusiasm in the
sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20 persent shorter. In the third year,
publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the
removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag
is disgrasful, and they would go. By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by z" and "w" by " v". During ze
fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.
Ze drem vil finali kum tru.
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jollygreengiant
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| posted on 15/1/03 at 11:29 AM |
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Dam zer goz ze monti pizon TRAVEL AGENT sketch.
Enjoy.
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chrisg
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| posted on 15/1/03 at 10:58 PM |
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New Features
From the number of repeat threads, I think we need a FAQ (that is NOT a London swear word) and perhaps the buddy scheme that I suggested.
The parts Reference would be a good idea as well as the photo thing, I don't think we need a spell check as mi speellink is pratty gud.
Cheers
Chris
Note to all: I really don't know when to leave well alone. I tried to get clever with the mods, then when they gave me a lifeline to see the
error of my ways, I tried to incite more trouble via u2u. So now I'm banned, never to return again. They should have done it years ago!
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