Fred W B
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| posted on 6/10/05 at 08:54 AM |
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You know you a redneck when.........
.....you post the following classified ad.
From an american circle track forum - you think?
cheers
Fred WB
here is a list of items I have acumulated that are up for sale
***miller maxstar 150sth mig welder, new was $1250 sell for $800 used twice
***high point 45 cal pistol, 2 clips and a case fired about 2 clips thru it $125
***remington 30/06 mod 7400 rifle, tasco over under scoop, case and sling $275
*** dirt nose skirts for late model $10 new
***ford 9" gear, 5.0 ratio $85
***stock alum intake for 350 chevy (78) $15
***1980 z28 steering box $25
***street stock headers, 350 chevy, used, gc. $15
***alum running boards for dually pick up, fair cond. $15
***one wire alt. kit for gm altenator $10
***k&n air filter top, new in box $40
***ac to dc power invertor, 750 amp, new cost 150 sell for $80, never used
***welding helmet, brand new in box, has the flame graffix on it. $45chain saw, used 2x 18" bar w/case $100
***leaf blower, used 2x $75
***gravely professional walk behind mower, 40" cut, kohler motor, runs great and cuts great $550
***troy built pressure washer used 3x with 50' hose, 3000psi $300
***1984 gmc dually, 4 door, 454, 1984, runs and drives great $1900
***chevy s-10, 1991,extended cab, 4.3 v6, auto trans, cold ac, tilt wheel, runs great $1800
***open wheeled modified, new body, never bent, roller chassis $3800
***imca motor, stock 350, circle track pan, edlbrock victor jr intake, holley 2bbl carb $1000
***350 short block, built for modified, balanced,decked, solid cam and lifters, .040 over bore very good, add heads, oil pan and intake and go race
$600
***heads, camel back, alum lifters, 202 valves, flowed for block above, very good heads cost me$1500 last year. $600
email me I can send pics now. pfancett@yahoo.com
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mookaloid
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| posted on 6/10/05 at 09:14 AM |
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quote:
*** dirt nose skirts for late model $10 new
??????
ok I give up what are these?
[Edited on 6/10/05 by mookaloid]
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DarrenW
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| posted on 6/10/05 at 09:45 AM |
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Thats gone way over my head - why would a redneck be selling all of these types of things. i thought they were more likely to buy them.
Im just a simple northern lad - anyone want a flat cap and whippet???
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jestre
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| posted on 6/10/05 at 11:19 AM |
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Dirt Skirts.... for late model dirt track race cars (ie lower air dams for front and sides)
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mookaloid
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| posted on 6/10/05 at 12:27 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by jestre
Dirt Skirts.... for late model dirt track race cars (ie lower air dams for front and sides)
thank you
and a redneck is?
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DarrenW
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| posted on 6/10/05 at 01:17 PM |
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Im please you asked that Mark - i didnt want to make myself look like a twit!!!!
We dont get many rednecks up these parts (at least i dont think we do - are rednecks only found in USA, are they similar to Haggis, funny little hairy
animals rarely seen but with a right nasty little temper on them???)
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ned
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| posted on 6/10/05 at 01:35 PM |
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no, its when you get sunburnt on the back of your neck isn't it?
beware, I've got yellow skin
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mookaloid
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| posted on 6/10/05 at 01:42 PM |
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Ah - have I made my self look like a twit now?
Any how I have received correspondence from a Mr Conrodkid who informs me that this is a redneck.......
Cheers
Mark
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Fred W B
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| posted on 6/10/05 at 01:46 PM |
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What's a Redneck?
How may clues do you need?
He lives in the American south
He can weld
His welding helmet has flames
He carries a hand gun
He hunts with a rifle
He has a lot of second hand car parts laying about
He has a chainsaw
He doesn't see the need to mow the lawn or clean up the yard
He likes dirt track racing
He drives a dually pickup
Probably his Sunday car is a 60's Dodge Charger and his girlfriend wears denim!
Cheers
Fred WB
[Edited on 6/10/05 by Fred W B]
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mookaloid
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| posted on 6/10/05 at 01:57 PM |
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Thanks Fred,
I'm sure that more people than just me were not quite sure about this.
I am now happy I could indentify one if it got into range.....
Cheers
Mark
ps what's a dually pickup?
[Edited on 6/10/05 by mookaloid]
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DarrenW
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| posted on 6/10/05 at 02:10 PM |
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Does that mean that Rednecks come from Manchester then????
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mookaloid
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| posted on 6/10/05 at 02:11 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by DarrenW
Does that mean that Rednecks come from Manchester then????
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
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madman280
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| posted on 6/10/05 at 11:11 PM |
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All ya ever wanted to know about rednecks and more.
http://www.daveschultz.com/rednecks/youknow.htm
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jestre
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| posted on 7/10/05 at 12:08 AM |
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Redneck: see Jeff Foxworthy. (funny comedian)
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Confused but excited.
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| posted on 12/11/05 at 11:03 PM |
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Seen Mookaloid's picture?
"The 44 magnum is the world's most powerful handgun".....MY ARSE!
As for recognising one if it got into range...
Why would you let it?
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Triton
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| posted on 12/11/05 at 11:18 PM |
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Closer to home for me, we have muppets like that here.....and people ask why we are escaping!!!!!
My Daughter has taken over production of the damn fine Triton race seats and her contact email is emmatrs@live.co.uk.
www.tritonraceseats.com
www.hairyhedgehog.com
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robinbastd
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| posted on 12/11/05 at 11:21 PM |
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There are muppets where you are going as well.
Only a dead fish swims with the tide.
http://smuttygifts.com/
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