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David Jenkins

posted on 9/12/05 at 03:07 PM Reply With Quote
It's Snow Joke

Two Skiers were at the top of a mountain.

"Come on then, let's Zig-Zag all the way down," said the first.
"No, let's zag-zig," said the second.

"It's Zig-Zag" said the first.
"No it's Zag-Zig" argued his mate.

Then they saw a guy on a sled and asked his opinion on their dilemma." Is it Zig-Zag or Zag-Zig?" asked the first skier.

"I don't know, I'm a tobogganist" he replied.
"Oh, ok" said the second skier "I'll have 20 Marlboros instead please."

[Edited on 9/12/05 by David Jenkins]






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Mix

posted on 9/12/05 at 03:34 PM Reply With Quote
I take it the edit removed the word dyslexic

Mick

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matt_claydon

posted on 9/12/05 at 03:34 PM Reply With Quote
So awful it's brilliant
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David Jenkins

posted on 9/12/05 at 03:45 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Mix
I take it the edit removed the word dyslexic

Mick


Yep - It added nothing to the joke, and might have annoyed people...

The funniest thing about this awful joke is that I posted it to a friend who loves bad jokes. He sits between an african bloke and a Swedish one. They both said "send it to me!", so we did... then spent a hilarious 5 minutes trying to explain it...

[Edited on 9/12/05 by David Jenkins]






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Peteff

posted on 9/12/05 at 08:33 PM Reply With Quote
I think I get it......

Did he think he was a dyslexic tobacconist then?





yours, Pete

I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.

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David Jenkins

posted on 9/12/05 at 10:06 PM Reply With Quote
DON'T YOU START!

Bleedin' trouble maker...



David






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