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RazMan

posted on 22/3/06 at 09:47 PM Reply With Quote
How the Germans do it ...

A German guy approaches a prostitute.

"I vish to buy sex viz you."

"OK," says the girl, "I charge £50 an hour."

"..ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky."

"No problem," she replies cautiously, "I can do little kinky."

So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four
large bedsprings and a duck caller.

"I vant zat you tie ze springs to each of your hans und knees."

The girl finds this most odd, but complies, fastening the springs
as he had said, to her hands and knees.

"Now you vill get on your hans und knees."

She duly does this, balancing precariously on the springs.

"You vill please to blow zis kwacker as I make love to you."

She finds it odd, but figures it's harmless (and the guy is paying)

She finds the sex is fantastic, as she is bounced all over the room by
the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller.

The climax is the most sensational that she has ever experienced
and it is several minutes before she has enough breath to say,

"That was totally amazing, what do you call that position ?"

"Ah," says the German . . ."zat is ze........

(see next post)


[Edited on 22-3-06 by RazMan]





Cheers,
Raz

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RazMan

posted on 22/3/06 at 09:48 PM Reply With Quote
Four-sprung Duck Technique






Cheers,
Raz

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AlexS

posted on 22/3/06 at 09:53 PM Reply With Quote
Fantastic
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graememk

posted on 23/3/06 at 02:08 PM Reply With Quote
lol very funny






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donut

posted on 24/3/06 at 04:09 PM Reply With Quote
Groan





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