jollygreengiant
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| posted on 6/2/07 at 04:50 PM |
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Dream :- Government fuel control Initiative.
So I went into an engine tuning suppliers to buy a new cam & followers for my 2.0 Pinto Injection. Because ALL the followers on my engine a
tattered.
" I would like to purchase a camshaft & followers for a 2.0 pinto injection please. A fast road cam if I may. Thank you." says I.
" Sorry Mate" says the man behind the desk. "Its a new government Initiative. We can now ONLY supply you with a camshaft for a 1.3
Pinto."
"But its a 2.0 pinto injection" says I
"Tough its a new government idea designed to save fuel and slow people down. You can only have one for a 1.3 pinto and thats the end of
it."  
A little while later I wake up, BUT its had me worried ALL day.
Beware of the Goldfish in the tulip mines. The ONLY defence against them is smoking peanut butter sandwiches.
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Confused but excited.
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| posted on 6/2/07 at 04:58 PM |
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For Christ's sake, don't be giving the buggers ideas.
Delete this thread immediately. 
Tell them about the bent treacle edges!
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907
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| posted on 6/2/07 at 05:00 PM |
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You should set your sights a little higher.
Try asking for RR Merlin cams.
You might get the 2L Pinto one then.
Paul G
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D Beddows
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| posted on 6/2/07 at 05:03 PM |
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Just fit a bike engine then
Mind you I've long thought that Jaguar should offer a 1300 engine option for the large number of 'older people' that seemingly
refuse to drive them at speeds over 60mph
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bigrich
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| posted on 6/2/07 at 05:53 PM |
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I'd lay off the cheese before bedtime if i were you 1.3 pinto NIGHTMARE!!!
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Catpuss
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| posted on 6/2/07 at 06:39 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by jollygreengiant
So I went into an engine tuning suppliers to buy a new cam & followers for my 2.0 Pinto Injection. Because ALL the followers on my engine a
tattered.
" I would like to purchase a camshaft & followers for a 2.0 pinto injection please. A fast road cam if I may. Thank you." says I.
" Sorry Mate" says the man behind the desk. "Its a new government Initiative. We can now ONLY supply you with a camshaft for a 1.3
Pinto."
"But its a 2.0 pinto injection" says I
"Tough its a new government idea designed to save fuel and slow people down. You can only have one for a 1.3 pinto and thats the end of
it."
A little while later I wake up, BUT its had me worried ALL day.
Heh, I had a dream last night that I was surfing for porn at work the previous day. When I woke up I wasn't sure if I had been or not
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Confused but excited.
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| posted on 6/2/07 at 09:18 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by D Beddows
'older people' that seemingly refuse to drive them at speeds over 60mph
FRO! :
Tell them about the bent treacle edges!
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