Made me laugh!
An Aussie washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a
sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized that they
were stranded on a deserted island. After being there a while, he got into the
habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch
the sun set.
One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance. As they sat
there, the sheep started looking better and better to the Lonely
Aussie. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But the
sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took
his arm from around the sheep.
After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling. A few weeks passed by and, low and behold,
there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was a
beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman the man had ever seen. She was
in a pretty bad way when he rescued her and he slowly nursed her back to
health. When the young maiden was well enough, he introduced her to their
evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening red sky, cirrus clouds,
a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance.
Pretty soon, the Aussie started to get 'those feelings' again. He fought the urges as long as he
could, but he finally gave in and leaned over to the young woman, cautiously,
and whispered in her ear 'Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?'
You only live once - make the most of it!
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