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emsfactory

posted on 23/1/06 at 05:15 PM Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by Messenjah
ok heres one for ya

i eat pretty much spot on the suggested calorie intake in a day for the average man well slightly more but im taller then the average man

I can bench press more than my own weight, leg press about three times my own weight and im technically obese. The charts dont work for well built folk.

Crazy bitch by the way.

i train or play rugby atleast 3 if not 5 times a week for atleast 2 hours a time so thats 6-10 hours of exercise coupled with cycling average of 10 miles a day


if you look at a height weight chart im obese !


those charts dont take into account muscle mass and they were created jsut after ww2 when everyone was underweight due to rationing

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MikeR

posted on 23/1/06 at 05:53 PM Reply With Quote
ok, here's another one for you.

i'm perfect height weight mass (ish) according to the charts (ok, i'm in the ideal range but a smidgen towards to the cuddly section.)

i've got one of those sets of scales that figure out how much fat you have based on electrical resistance .........

i'm borderline fat / obese.........

if you know me you'll laugh and disagree if you know whats good for you!

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Russ-Turner

posted on 23/1/06 at 06:14 PM Reply With Quote
'kin yanks Well, he does move in mysterious ways!






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UncleFista

posted on 23/1/06 at 06:16 PM Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by chrisf
You guys worry too much about the kids. Remember, the husband has to climb the hill to mount that beast from time to time. I often wonder at what point does a guy throw the towel in and say, "f_ck it; this is the best life has to offer me. Now roll over honey and let's have a go."

Obesity is a problem in the wid-west USA. There are horifying statistics that support that statement.

--Chris


She's not gonna be fat much longer, she's given up on Gawd helping her lose weight and she's spending $20k of the "Dork-Saaaahhhds" money on a stomach stapling gig

Make oi larf...





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Love is like a snowmobile, speeding across the frozen tundra.
Which suddenly flips, pinning you underneath.
At night the ice-weasels come...

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mangogrooveworkshop

posted on 23/1/06 at 07:25 PM Reply With Quote
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She's not gonna be fat much longer, she's given up on Gawd helping her lose weight and she's spending $20k of the "Dork-Saaaahhhds" money on a stomach stapling gig

Make oi larf...





Cant they do the mouth at the same time whilst they are at it

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dmottaway

posted on 23/1/06 at 07:26 PM Reply With Quote
I'm not overweight! I am just not tall enough.





Somewhere, in Texas, a village is missing its idiot.

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Peteff

posted on 23/1/06 at 07:33 PM Reply With Quote
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I wake up at 4:30 AM to go to the gym



You mean there's a 4.30 in the a.m. as well, bl**dyhell...

P.S. what's a gym?





yours, Pete

I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.

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MrTom

posted on 23/1/06 at 07:42 PM Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by MikeR
what fat people?

(sorry to the americans on here, its the only response i could think of that was in any way amusing)


Well there are crazy people everywhere, they just seem to get the best media coverage over here.

And damn, I usually think of myself as fat, then I see something like that. I'm an olympic gymnast in comparison.

I think I'm going to go for a run.

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quattromike

posted on 24/1/06 at 12:43 AM Reply With Quote
I'm not overweight, I'm the correct weight for my body shape

Mike

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steve m

posted on 24/1/06 at 09:48 AM Reply With Quote
I feel sorry for her family

she scared the frigging life out of me !!!

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bob

posted on 24/1/06 at 10:12 AM Reply With Quote
I think the family knew what she was like,the camera crew on the other hand looked slightly scared.

The end titles made me laugh though......funny how 50K can overtake any belief you have






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RoadkillUK

posted on 25/1/06 at 12:10 PM Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by Peteff
quote:

I wake up at 4:30 AM to go to the gym



You mean there's a 4.30 in the a.m. as well, bl**dyhell...

P.S. what's a gym?


4:30 am is bedtime and Gym is the Captain of the Enterprise.





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