mangogrooveworkshop
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| posted on 25/11/10 at 10:28 PM |
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Why
Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions
while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Why do we leave cars worth thousands of Grand’s in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage.
EVER WONDER ...
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavouring, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Answers on a post card
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Ninehigh
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| posted on 25/11/10 at 10:54 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by mangogrooveworkshop
Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
To see if Johnny no-stars ever has the courage to point it out. When I was really fat I used to ask for diet coke "because of all the calories
in the sugar version"
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Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Damn right why isn't there? You seen the size of a tuna? You think a cat's going to catch one of them?
I think if Noah had known he would
I'd imagine it's some human rights thing
Apparently the plane would be too heavy to take off. Now the real question is why don't they make it out of the ragdoll that always survives?
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blakep82
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| posted on 25/11/10 at 11:45 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by mangogrooveworkshop
Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
hungry diabetics?
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LBMEFM
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| posted on 26/11/10 at 06:11 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by mangogrooveworkshop
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Maybe an appropiate title now considering the financial mess they got us in recently
[Edited on 26/11/10 by LBMEFM]
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Ninehigh
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| posted on 27/11/10 at 11:54 PM |
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Ok here's another one:
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?
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