Doctor
When the nurse calls the next patient for Doctor Jenkins a big guy,and i mean really big, stands up and follows the nurse into the doctors kabinet.
Doctor Jenkins signs the patient that he can sit down while he put a file in a map.
Doctor:well sir what's your problem?
Patient:actually doctor i have 3 problems and the first one is that EVERY night i have to pee at exactly 2 o'clock,and when i say pee,i'm
talking about nearly a galon!!
Doctor:the amount is perhaps on the large site sir but there is nothing wrong with having to pee every night at 2 o'clock.
Patient:perhaps not,but exactly 5 minutes later at 2.05 i have to s"#t and i mean realy s"#t,take notice doctor that we're talking
about pounds here.
Doctor:while scratching his head says,well sir i have to dissapoint you but there actually is nothing wrong with that either,and what is your third
problem if i may ask?
Patient:the third problem is that i only wake up at 3 o'clock.
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