donut
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 posted on 28/4/05 at 02:27 PM |
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Thursday joke!
George Bush had a heart attack and died. Obviously, he went to hell
where the devil was waiting for him. "I'm not sure what to do," said the
devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you. As you definitely have
to stay here, so I'm going to have to let someone else go. I've got three folks
here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you
have to take their place. I'll even let you decide who leaves."
George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.
The devil opened the first room. In it were Richard Nixon and
a large pool of water. He kept diving in and climbing out, over and over.
Such was his fate in hell. "No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a
good swimmer and don't think I could do that all day long."
The devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair
with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing the
hammer, time after time. "No!" I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would
be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day." commented
George.
The devil opened the third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying
on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked
in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing
what she does best.
George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and
finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."
"The devil smiled and said, "Ok, Monica, you're free to go!"
Andy
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/andywest1/
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clbarclay
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| posted on 28/4/05 at 03:32 PM |
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Thats terible joke, even my mum laughed at it.
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donut
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| posted on 28/4/05 at 04:11 PM |
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I aim to please!!
Andy
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/andywest1/
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