David Jenkins
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| posted on 13/7/05 at 02:36 PM |
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News flash!
Prime Minister Chirac has officially raised the French terror alert from "Run" to "Hide". There are only two higher alert
levels in France, which are "Surrender" and "Collaborate". The rise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed
France's white flag factory - effectively crippling their military.
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Deckman001
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| posted on 13/7/05 at 02:58 PM |
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Jason
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jestre
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| posted on 13/7/05 at 03:19 PM |
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LOL 
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jonbeedle
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| posted on 13/7/05 at 03:20 PM |
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Very very funny!
"Everyone is entitled to an opinion however stupid!"
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Cita
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| posted on 13/7/05 at 03:37 PM |
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I did not know that Chirac was degraded from president to prime minister
: must be part of the new strategy
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locogeoff
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| posted on 13/7/05 at 03:48 PM |
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Nice one, my boss is a frenchman, I'll show it to him, that should give me more time to work on my car
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donut
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| posted on 13/7/05 at 04:02 PM |
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That's a novel way of handing in your notice!!
Andy
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/andywest1/
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gazza285
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| posted on 13/7/05 at 06:36 PM |
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Arc de Triomphe
Arc de Triomphe. Built by Napolean to celebrate French Military might. Used four times, twice by the Germans and twice by the Allies.
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Cita
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| posted on 13/7/05 at 08:07 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by gazza285
Arc de Triomphe. Built by Napolean to celebrate French Military might. Used four times, twice by the Germans and twice by the Allies.
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TPG
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| posted on 13/7/05 at 08:49 PM |
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Its the reason the Champs Elsse is tree lined.So invading armies can march in the shade.....
..Which was nice..
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Mark Allanson
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| posted on 13/7/05 at 11:08 PM |
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The equivalent of the VC in france is the 'medale de glorie' 1000 were minted, and only one was issued, to Edith Piaf, for chancion dans
le plighte de obscuritie
If you can keep you head, whilst all others around you are losing theirs, you are not fully aware of the situation
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Hellfire
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| posted on 14/7/05 at 07:15 AM |
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After reading this thread, I get a vague feeling that the commentators consider the French to have a big yellow streak? I wonder why
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DorsetStrider
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| posted on 14/7/05 at 12:22 PM |
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The Last time the french asked for "more evidence" it marched into Paris two days later under a swaztika
Who the f**K tightened this up!
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DorsetStrider
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| posted on 14/7/05 at 12:24 PM |
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If I recall my history correctly there is a reason that the french don't like to fight.... they have after all been invaded 4 times in the last
100 years........there's a reason for that too!
Who the f**K tightened this up!
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gazza285
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| posted on 14/7/05 at 01:46 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Hellfire
After reading this thread, I get a vague feeling that the commentators consider the French to have a big yellow streak? I wonder why
Close proximity to Italy.
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JoelP
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| posted on 14/7/05 at 02:52 PM |
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whats the difference between italians and toast?! you can make soldiers out of toast.
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Peteff
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| posted on 14/7/05 at 02:54 PM |
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Yeah, and what did the Romans ever do for us?. Apart from roads that is, and drainage, bathing and surgery.
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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alfasudsprint
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| posted on 14/7/05 at 04:33 PM |
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etc etc etc!!!
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UncleFista
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| posted on 14/7/05 at 05:53 PM |
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Go to www.google.co.uk and type in "French Military Victories" and then click on "I'm feeling lucky" 
hehehe, bleedin' surrendermonkeys.
Tony Bond / UncleFista
Love is like a snowmobile, speeding across the frozen tundra.
Which suddenly flips, pinning you underneath.
At night the ice-weasels come...
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gazza285
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| posted on 14/7/05 at 07:32 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by alfasudsprint
etc etc etc!!!
And not forgetting the Alfasud Sprint eh?
I've had two Alfas, once a week I'd leave them on the street and sweep the drive.
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