Two men ....
Two blokes are pushing their shopping trolleys around a supermarket when they collide.
The first bloke says to the second bloke, "Sorry about that, I'm looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where
I was going".
The second bloke says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence, I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm
getting a little desperate".
The first bloke says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like"?
The second bloke says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, 5 feet 11 inches tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, big jubblies, long legs and is wearing tiny
little shorts and a crop top. What does your wife look like?"
The first bloke says, "Doesn't matter, let's look for yours."
PLEASE NOTE! All comments made by this person are to be considered "Tongue in Cheek" and are not meant to be taken seriously in any way - so there!
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