TGR-ECOSSE
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| posted on 27/6/07 at 12:27 PM |
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Tips for revenge please!!
Its a long story but here are the basics. Wifes sister left her husband last year as he was a total b*****d to her after their son was born. He is
still being a total b*****d to her and the family. He has taken her to court twice and keeps sending lawyers letters full of lies. He has never paid a
penny towards his son who is now 15 months old. I could go on and on!!!! What i am looking for is some ideas for revenge and from reading past posts
you can be a devious lot 
Any ideas would be appreciated (legal preferably) as we are going on holiday in a few days and i will print the replies so when we have had a few
drinks we can have a laugh I have his email address so any ideas how to use it in a naughty way so as not to get caught?
PS I also have his mobile number
Cheers Ronnie
[Edited on 27/6/07 by TGR-ECOSSE]
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fesycresy
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| posted on 27/6/07 at 12:35 PM |
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Advertise a cheap car in the local paper.
Divorce forces sale.
Hundreds of calls guaranteed
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The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
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Agriv8
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| posted on 27/6/07 at 12:35 PM |
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Get his address and send of for freebies / free catalog from every mail order sex shop you can find, once on the mailing list it very hard to get off
even beter if he has a current GF wife.
There are lots I know of but probably not legal
Rgerads Agriv8
Taller than your average Guy !
Management is like a tree of monkeys. - Those at the top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. BUT Those at the bottom look up and see a
tree full of a*seholes .............
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nib1980
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| posted on 27/6/07 at 12:37 PM |
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fill a paper bag with dog poo, put it on his door step, and set fire too it, he opens door, stamps fire out, hmmm nice.
or
put a milk bottle on the door handle, the knock and run, he opens door bust glass everywhere.
or
weld his garage closed?
my girlfriend always said I had the metallity of a 5 year old
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balidey
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| posted on 27/6/07 at 12:38 PM |
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Put an ad in the local paper for an 'escort agency with exotic ladies' with his number. They got lots of calls........ so i am told
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davie h
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| posted on 27/6/07 at 12:41 PM |
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i do like the idea of getting a couple of mice from the pet shop preferably boy and girl mice. hey presto a nice place for the mice to live and
breed.
ps this has also happened to my sister. i have been tempted to take revenge but i know the slimey bar steward would go to the cops and i would be
fu**ed
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ed_crouch
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| posted on 27/6/07 at 12:47 PM |
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When he goes away on a hot summers weekend, pop a tupperware box full of maggots thru the letterbox.
In 48 hours, there'll be thousands of flies in his house.
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stevec
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| posted on 27/6/07 at 12:52 PM |
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Scan the letter heading from you local hospital and send him a letter saying that due to someone he has had relations with contracting aids it is
recommended he has a test as soon as possible. That should sh*t him up a bit.
Steve.
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davie h
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| posted on 27/6/07 at 12:52 PM |
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does he drive and what car does he drive if possible borrow a car same make and colour then get a set of plates or just the rear plate made up and go
around the town and go through every speed camera and red light camera you know of and can find. just fit the plate before going through the camera
and then take it of right after that way your not driving around with it on all the time. let him try and explain that to mr plod.
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Arthur
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| posted on 27/6/07 at 12:52 PM |
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Sorry for my english, but try: Man seeking another man for sex (his name and phone no.); in every toilet (for man) in every pub you go.
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jos
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| posted on 27/6/07 at 12:58 PM |
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add his phone number to premium rate messaging services or get us lot to send unsolicted text messages saying a message of your choice
Ive got access to at least 6 sim cards and i'm sure that between us we could get a message across to him
or
as has already been mentioned add his email to LOADS of newsletters/unsolicted email message services. Services of the adult variety are usually the
best (so ive been told)
.: Motorsport / motor racing circuit / track wall art Apex Traxs :.
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nathanharris1987
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| posted on 27/6/07 at 01:04 PM |
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Account phising, if youve got any computor nerd buddies then try get his password for his email account then monitor for a bit to decided how to do
him over.
Had a prank done to me over the phone, one of those premium listen in while the other guy gets had sorta thing. A girl rang up pretending she was a
past romance, that she lied a bout her age and that I was now a dad. That was totally legal and ACTUALLY scared the crap out of me.
All depends on how far your willing to go and whats at risk etc
If you can find out his adress;
Burning dog sh1t in a bag,
Washing up liquid/bubble bath in ponds.
Moving everyone elses garden ornaments aroun him and leaving them in his garden,
Prank ordering lots of food to his house.
Lubricating doorsteps, slidey slidey.
Screwing doors shut.
Booby trapping elements such as opening their front door tips a can of paint on his car.
Ordering hookers to the door when you know his mrs will be there.
Employ pikeys to do worse things.
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joneh
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| posted on 27/6/07 at 01:10 PM |
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Brick up his front door?
Advertise in the paper "I will buy your empty toilet roll tubes" with his phone number.
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iank
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| posted on 27/6/07 at 01:14 PM |
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Three letters C.S.A.
Then find some dodgy sites, the nastier the better, which allow email registration. (best to go through a proxy server if you can't afford to
get caught).
Go through the kwality Sunday newspapers and get him signed up for information on stanna stairlifts, every walking device, hearing aids, etc etc
etc.
If you really don't like him and have no morality at all, wait for the pikies to come to town give them £50 to kick his head in, with £50 bonus
if he spends more than a week in hospital.
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Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
Anonymous
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Mike Page
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| posted on 27/6/07 at 01:22 PM |
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Good revenge is to go round there with a balaclava on and beat the living crap out of him. Make sure you have a good alibi.
However, this is technically illegal.
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CAD Monkey
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| posted on 27/6/07 at 01:33 PM |
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Arrange for a test drive in a top notch motor like a merc in his name and at his address,when they turn up and says he knows nothing about it they
charge him for taking the car out.
Also collect as many mags etc. as you can and in the space of a couple of days send off as many applications for the shite that involves the phrase
"send no money now". All the crap generally arrives within a week or so, and he either has to pay for it or pay to send it back!
Get a single plate made up for his car but rearrange the letters or numbers ie: PCH to PHC then glue the plate to the front or rear of his car over
the existing plate, he shouldn't notice as we only register the letters not the order so much...but plod will notice when he drives past and the
plates don't match!!
Failing that wear a balaclava and give the f*cker a bloody good hiding...
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twybrow
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| posted on 27/6/07 at 01:41 PM |
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Super glue in his car locks. Brilliant.
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millemg
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| posted on 27/6/07 at 01:53 PM |
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Burn his house down, slice him in two wit' bread knife, and dance about on his grave singing Hallelujah...!!!
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DorsetStrider
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| posted on 27/6/07 at 02:38 PM |
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How about joining every gay website you can find using HIS email address?
On the profile put something along the lines of the things you see writtern on the walls in public toilets ;O) Even better if you can include his
phone number on the profile too! lol
Who the f**K tightened this up!
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worX
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| posted on 27/6/07 at 02:41 PM |
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superglue in ALL his locks - that way when he leaves for work and can't get in his car, he'll be peed off and go back to the house
he's just walked out of and won't be able to get back in...
However I'd be tempted for the rather slightly illegal task, but far more enjoyable of the paying a visit in balaclava with whatever tools take
your fancy - personally I prefer my fists...
Steve
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DarrenW
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| posted on 27/6/07 at 02:54 PM |
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Get a pump action water pistol, fill with bleach and squirt his washing on the line. And squirt thro open windows etc.
block his exhaust pipe up.
Sugar in fuel tank.
post embarassing photos on the net and email the link to his work mates.
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bimbleuk
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| posted on 27/6/07 at 03:12 PM |
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This one isn't so bad or difficult to do but place an advert in Max Power or similar mags for a crappy (or unpopular car) with an inflated
price. They'll get annoying calls from pi$$ed up chavs making prank calls at all hours. First hand experience on this one  though my car was
actually quite normal n cheap. Buggers have no taste!
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cadebytiger
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| posted on 27/6/07 at 03:30 PM |
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get some liquid nitrogen and freeze a can of shaving foam. the can will split.
While cold peel off the can - then pop it through and open car or house window!
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jollygreengiant
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| posted on 27/6/07 at 03:53 PM |
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Instant revenge can be satisfying, but patience IS a virtue. Play it legal AND play it straight. It has its rewards eventually.
I have some relations (unfortunately) who against better advice got married. He turned out to be a real ar$e wipe. He even made quite nasty
allegations against me in order to try and sully the waters and discredit her. He paid no maintenance and tried to keep the house although he was
earning circa £100pa. Whilst she had nothing and a child to keep as well as being expected to do all the travelling to transfer the child for his time
with her. Generally a smellier piece of dog poo you would never meet. On one occasion even his OWN legal team were heard to describe him as an
AR$EHOLE.
After about six years it looks like it is now over, she is expected to get a good maintenance setllement, the house will be sold and his share is
likely to be used to cover HER legal bill. He is also likely to get clobbered by the law for divulging information from the family law courts to
the news papers as well (these proceedings when relating to a minor are sealed and may NOT be disclosed to another party out side of the proceeedings.
My neice has even beaten the offending National Newspaper on this one without any legal assistance, ie single handed she won against their team of
baristers and lawyers. [dlaiy mial] )
Basically the hole that he is currently descending into is getting to be satisfyingly DEEP.
When I think it is deep enough I shall probably come across it accidentally and being a good person I shall have to back fill it to stop others
falling in it. Whatever rubish is in the bottom will just get burried.
Beware of the Goldfish in the tulip mines. The ONLY defence against them is smoking peanut butter sandwiches.
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RazMan
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| posted on 27/6/07 at 05:05 PM |
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Write an appropriate message in 3 foot high letters on his front lawn in Weedol - works a treat after a few weeks ....... so I'm told
Cheers,
Raz
When thinking outside the box doesn't work any more, it's time to build a new box
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