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mangogrooveworkshop

posted on 18/10/07 at 07:21 PM Reply With Quote
flies

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter

"What are you doing?"
She asked.

"Hunting Flies"
He responded.

"Oh. ! Killing any?"
She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.




Intrigued, she asked.
"How can you tell them apart?"

He responded,
"3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone.






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Confused but excited.

posted on 18/10/07 at 07:23 PM Reply With Quote
PURE GOLD!





Tell them about the bent treacle edges!

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speedyxjs

posted on 18/10/07 at 07:24 PM Reply With Quote
Nice one





How long can i resist the temptation to drop a V8 in?

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thebull

posted on 18/10/07 at 09:15 PM Reply With Quote
superb

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Mark.

posted on 18/10/07 at 09:41 PM Reply With Quote
Wicked i like that...
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