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02GF74

posted on 19/3/08 at 11:21 AM Reply With Quote
woman who cannot drive petrol car

apparently was on the radio recently that some woman in UK has too much static electricity in her body that when see uses a petrol pump it causes the petrol to explode.


anyone heard this? linky?






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Mr Whippy

posted on 19/3/08 at 11:31 AM Reply With Quote
no but when the missus combs her hair all I hear is BIZZZZZZ!! CRACKLE!!!

Then it stands on end and I PMSL





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donut

posted on 19/3/08 at 11:36 AM Reply With Quote
My wife's made of rubber so no problems there.....unless she get's a puncture!!





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Mr Whippy

posted on 19/3/08 at 11:37 AM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by donut
My wife's made of rubber so no problems there.....unless she get's a puncture!!



she sounds handy if your on a sinking ship too





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donut

posted on 19/3/08 at 11:50 AM Reply With Quote
Well the sex is great but she's lacking in conversation!!





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westf27

posted on 19/3/08 at 11:51 AM Reply With Quote
must be the underwear,fit her with a earth strip
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caber

posted on 19/3/08 at 11:56 AM Reply With Quote
Yes tell her to dump the nylon clothes, This is probably an urban myth started by Mythbusters or Braniac as they have both recently done demos of igniting petrol with person wearing nylon clothes!

Caber

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Paul TigerB6

posted on 19/3/08 at 11:57 AM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by donut
Well the sex is great but she's lacking in conversation!!


And your problem with that is?????????????????

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Mr Whippy

posted on 19/3/08 at 12:05 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by donut
Well the sex is great but she's lacking in conversation!!


play a porn movie on the DVD that should break the silence or drown out the squeaking





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BenB

posted on 19/3/08 at 12:06 PM Reply With Quote
but they showed on Mythbusters that it usually requires a person to fill up the tank without holding on to the earthed pump handle (ie it requires the US style of auto-fill pumps) and it usually requires people to get back into the car whilst it's filling and get out WITHOUT touching the door or any other part of the car and then touch the pump handle.

IE unlikely

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Big Stu

posted on 19/3/08 at 12:12 PM Reply With Quote
Linky
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donut

posted on 19/3/08 at 12:14 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Paul TigerB6
quote:
Originally posted by donut
Well the sex is great but she's lacking in conversation!!


And your problem with that is?????????????????
not a problem at all he he





Andy

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r1_pete

posted on 19/3/08 at 12:25 PM Reply With Quote
SWMBO doesn't know what fuel pumps are!

Still I don't do crap like washing and stuff, so little things like filling her car up are imaterial...






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I love speed :-P

posted on 19/3/08 at 12:26 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Big Stu
Linky


Is what BenB just said, ie she moved about and got in and out of the car without touching anything metal which caused the spark





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RazMan

posted on 19/3/08 at 12:57 PM Reply With Quote
She also adjusted her (presumeably acrylic) jumper just before she touched the pump.

There was a news article last week that described a young lad who was banned from using school computers because he made them go crazy each time he went near one. I think they even fitted him with an earthing strap to try and solve the problem!





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