02GF74
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posted on 19/3/08 at 11:21 AM |
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woman who cannot drive petrol car
apparently was on the radio recently that some woman in UK has too much static electricity in her body that when see uses a petrol pump it causes the
petrol to explode.
anyone heard this? linky?
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Mr Whippy
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posted on 19/3/08 at 11:31 AM |
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no but when the missus combs her hair all I hear is BIZZZZZZ!! CRACKLE!!!
Then it stands on end and I PMSL
Fame is when your old car is plastered all over the internet
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donut
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posted on 19/3/08 at 11:36 AM |
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My wife's made of rubber so no problems there.....unless she get's a puncture!! ![](/images//smilies/bigsmile.gif) ![](/images//smilies/bigsmile.gif) ![](/images//smilies/bigsmile.gif)
Andy
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/andywest1/
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Mr Whippy
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posted on 19/3/08 at 11:37 AM |
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quote: Originally posted by donut
My wife's made of rubber so no problems there.....unless she get's a puncture!! ![](/images//smilies/bigsmile.gif) ![](/images//smilies/bigsmile.gif) ![](/images//smilies/bigsmile.gif)
![](/images//smilies/bigsmile.gif) ![](/images//smilies/bigsmile.gif) she sounds handy if your on a sinking ship too
Fame is when your old car is plastered all over the internet
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donut
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posted on 19/3/08 at 11:50 AM |
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Well the sex is great but she's lacking in conversation!!
Andy
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/andywest1/
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westf27
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posted on 19/3/08 at 11:51 AM |
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must be the underwear,fit her with a earth strip
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caber
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posted on 19/3/08 at 11:56 AM |
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Yes tell her to dump the nylon clothes, This is probably an urban myth started by Mythbusters or Braniac as they have both recently done demos of
igniting petrol with person wearing nylon clothes!
Caber![](/images//smilies/shocked.gif)
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Paul TigerB6
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posted on 19/3/08 at 11:57 AM |
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quote: Originally posted by donut
Well the sex is great but she's lacking in conversation!!
And your problem with that is????????????????? ![](/images//smilies/bigsmile.gif) ![](/images//smilies/bigsmile.gif)
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Mr Whippy
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posted on 19/3/08 at 12:05 PM |
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quote: Originally posted by donut
Well the sex is great but she's lacking in conversation!!
play a porn movie on the DVD that should break the silence or drown out the squeaking ![](/images//smilies/bigsmile.gif)
Fame is when your old car is plastered all over the internet
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BenB
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posted on 19/3/08 at 12:06 PM |
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but they showed on Mythbusters that it usually requires a person to fill up the tank without holding on to the earthed pump handle (ie it requires the
US style of auto-fill pumps) and it usually requires people to get back into the car whilst it's filling and get out WITHOUT touching the door
or any other part of the car and then touch the pump handle.
IE unlikely ![](/images//smilies/smile.gif)
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Big Stu
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posted on 19/3/08 at 12:12 PM |
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Linky
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donut
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posted on 19/3/08 at 12:14 PM |
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quote: Originally posted by Paul TigerB6
quote: Originally posted by donut
Well the sex is great but she's lacking in conversation!!
And your problem with that is????????????????? ![](/images//smilies/bigsmile.gif)
![](/images//smilies/bigsmile.gif) not a problem at all he he
Andy
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/andywest1/
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r1_pete
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posted on 19/3/08 at 12:25 PM |
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SWMBO doesn't know what fuel pumps are!
Still I don't do crap like washing and stuff, so little things like filling her car up are imaterial...
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I love speed :-P
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posted on 19/3/08 at 12:26 PM |
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quote: Originally posted by Big Stu
Linky
Is what BenB just said, ie she moved about and got in and out of the car without touching anything metal which caused the spark
Don't Steal
The Government doesn’t like the competition
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RazMan
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posted on 19/3/08 at 12:57 PM |
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She also adjusted her (presumeably acrylic) jumper just before she touched the pump.
There was a news article last week that described a young lad who was banned from using school computers because he made them go crazy each time he
went near one. I think they even fitted him with an earthing strap to try and solve the problem!
Cheers,
Raz
When thinking outside the box doesn't work any more, it's time to build a new box
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