On this website we happen to use the term SWMBO to describe our other halves. But on my missus's running forum (it's something daft like Runningmums.net) they use the term 'cockwomble'. Nobody seems to know why nor what it actually means. I find it somewhat disrespectful.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Cockwomble&utm_source=search-action

probably NSFW

Cockwomble! That is my new word, I'm going to use that as many times as I can this week. There is a chap that comes into work, he is a definite cockwomble(going by the description) so I shall make sure he knows it tomorrow!

Sure you haven't misheard her and it's "cockwobble"?

Actually maybe best not to go there.....

Cheers, Pewe10

I'm sure I've heard cockwomble on here before, about the traffic enforcement iirc