Well ( me Hearties, arrr. ) time is approaching fast and the 2011 Census will be upon us. Now, apparently we are all going to have to nominate what
religion we all are.
So how about, we all true Pastafarians strike one for the true cause and rebel against the non-believers by coming out at last and truly declaring our
colours by stating on the form that our Religion IS Pastafarian.
All those that believe this to be right minded should spread the word by other media as available.
Arrrr, Jim lad. Shiver me Timbers be that a Jolly Roger I see. Arrrrr.
JGG (the Pirate, arrrr)
i usually put "jedi" as it,s easier to spell
Can we not put Pirate as religion?
pirate is a way of life,much like being a pikey,they only use religion when they get nicked for nicking
Or Satanist?
ok,who is going to do a poll on here?
Does "Pastafarian" mean that you worship Italian food?
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Originally posted by mookaloid
pastafarian wiki linky
I am definitely tempted to convert (from my present Jediism) to Pastafarianism now. The fact that Heaven includes a beer volcano and a stripper
factory really swung it for me
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Originally posted by theconrodkid
i usually put "jedi" as it,s easier to spell
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Originally posted by David Jenkins
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Originally posted by mookaloid
pastafarian wiki linky
Ahh - now I understand!
All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
For those who do not believe in his noodley goodness:-
http://loose-canon.fsm-consortium.com/the-loose-canon/
Although, for a religion that was so anti religion at the start, some people seem to be taking it all a bit too seriously...
For some time now I have been a devote of "The Celestial Teapot"
http://www.damnedifgodexists.com/The-church-of-the-celestial-teapot-atheist-t-shirt.html
but I'm beginning to have my doubts having seen the way of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Oh which one is the true
path?!...............................................
What about sevenist?
I am sure we could make it into this top 10
Moss
All these alternative religions merely prove that the Flying Spaghetti Monster IS the one true god due to the multiplicity of his tendrils of
existence.
So come on lets all put down Pastafarian as our religion and really make them think. How many people could you convince to do the same.
I'm in.
I'd rather put "I live in the real world"
or "This question is an insult"
to be fair
OK, own up: who puts "Yes please" ala Austin Powers when it asks the 5ex question?
Not me... I put in 'thrice daily'!
Nah.... 5ex is OK but you can't beat the real thing......
Hi
Don't we all pray at the alter of Chapman? - Shouldn't we be Chapmanists?
Regards Mick
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Originally posted by Mix
Hi
Don't we all pray at the alter of Chapman? - Shouldn't we be Chapmanists?
Regards Mick