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Mark Allanson

posted on 15/2/04 at 11:31 PM Reply With Quote
Ask her if there is anything she would change about you - if she says anything other than 'nothing' take a walk





If you can keep you head, whilst all others around you are losing theirs, you are not fully aware of the situation

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JoelP

posted on 16/2/04 at 12:06 AM Reply With Quote
a marriage without sharp words is a marriage without opinions.

heard that recently, not quite sure how it applies here but this thread seems the best place for it...






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pbura

posted on 16/2/04 at 04:00 AM Reply With Quote
It's been said that a marriage is a friendship that is recognized by the police (Robert Louis Stevenson).

Again, seems appropriate for the thread, somehow





Pete

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Metal Hippy

posted on 16/2/04 at 04:10 AM Reply With Quote
"F*ck that idea"

{Richard Lloyd, Feb 2004}





Cock off or cock on. You choose.

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ned

posted on 16/2/04 at 10:05 AM Reply With Quote
Isn't she a bit early?

I thought they weren't allowed to ask until the 29th feb?

Ned.





beware, I've got yellow skin

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JamJah

posted on 16/2/04 at 10:58 AM Reply With Quote
Neds right.
Go on holiday on the 28th, alone. Youll be fine! At the end of the day you oblivously arent to happy at the prospect. Why else ask? Any doubts dont do it. Wedding insaurance is expensive!

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Peteff

posted on 16/2/04 at 12:06 PM Reply With Quote
Of course you should get married.

Nobody has the right to be happy all their life. (Les Dawson) Just remember to get married early in the morning, that way if it doesn't work out you haven't wasted a whole day. Keep em coming lads.

yours, Pete.
P.S. We've been married 30 years this coming September.





yours, Pete

I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.

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timf

posted on 16/2/04 at 12:20 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Peteff
We've been married 30 years this coming September.


christ you don't get that long for murder nowadays !!


seriously if she knows what your like most women know they won't be able to change a man that much. (but get her to change you hair )

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Julian B

posted on 16/2/04 at 01:40 PM Reply With Quote
quote]Originally posted by Peteff

P.S. We've been married 30 years this coming September.


Wasnt it also Les Dawson who said that " i have been hapilly married for 5 years, I ve married for 30 but only 5 of them were happy"

Go for it what you got to loose? ahem...ahem... sorry something got stuck in my throat ... must have been my tongue!

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timf

posted on 16/2/04 at 02:37 PM Reply With Quote
Woman's Quote of the Day:

"Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something with which you'd like to have dinner with."



Men's Counter-Quote of the Day:

"Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with age until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache."

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Alan B

posted on 16/2/04 at 03:01 PM Reply With Quote
Paraphrasing here...

"A man without a wife, is like a fish without a bicycle"........

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Spyderman

posted on 16/2/04 at 06:48 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Jon Ison
so boys, she's passed the europa test, any more ?

bare in mind she looks over my shoulder whilst reading this...........


Looks like she already has you under control!

Build her a hobby room/nursury and get her pregnant. That will occupy her for a while. Worked 4 times for me!
Trouble is now I'm the resident baby sitter whilst she goes out!
Win some, loose some!

Terry






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Jon Ison

posted on 16/2/04 at 07:12 PM Reply With Quote
ouch.........current project, office under construction............

like the pop off on holiday till the 28th idea...........

Alan, ive no fish or bikes, am i missing out on life ? got a African Grey though






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JoelP

posted on 16/2/04 at 08:52 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Spyderman
Win some, loose some!

Terry



was that an intentional typo, putting loose rather than lose?

(sorry if thats a bit rude!)






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woodster

posted on 17/2/04 at 07:17 PM Reply With Quote
........ if its got tits or wheels sooner or later you'll have a problem with it ...................... me and mrs woodster have been happily married for 10 years shes just introduced a new rule ...... NO MORE SHOPPING ON EBAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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