David Jenkins
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| posted on 30/4/09 at 09:33 AM |
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Latest from the World Health organisation:
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/health/who-will-be-the-first-arsehole-to-wear--a-facemask?-200904291731/
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splitrivet
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| posted on 30/4/09 at 09:41 AM |
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I thought I had it so I went to the doctors, I told him I was bacon hot and crackling hysterically.
He said there was snout wrong with me and stop being so rasher and to go home and lie down in my hamhock, he did give me some oinkment to rub in my
belly until my chops cooled down, if it got worse to get a sage to rub my bunions till I felt stuffed.
With my utmost apologies,
Bob
I used to be a Werewolf but I'm alright nowwoooooooooooooo
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Benzine
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| posted on 1/5/09 at 08:26 PM |
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http://doihaveswineflu.org/
The mental gymnastics a landlord will employ to justify immoral actions is clinically fascinating. Just because something is legal doesn't make
it moral.
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MikeR
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| posted on 1/5/09 at 08:30 PM |
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How about this for comedy, we've had an email round telling us what to do, how to act, who to contact and how the business is going to keep
going!
I wish it was a joke. Even covered the bit about face masks. I'm tempted to go in with my full respirator from the garage and say
"i'm worried about the flu!!!!" and see how they react.
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David Jenkins
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| posted on 1/5/09 at 08:36 PM |
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I liked the comment regarding face masks from some flu expert that I saw on the BBC: "you might as well wear a pair of fancy earrings for all
the good the masks will do."
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MikeR
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| posted on 1/5/09 at 08:53 PM |
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Ah, but my mask has organic filters!
come on its got to be worth a giggle..... was also thinking of goggles in case something got in my eyes and a full face shield for
'additional' protection.
oh, and latex gloves.
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