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| posted on 25/6/09 at 10:46 PM |
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What did God say to Micheal Jackson at the pearly gates?
Beat it! 
If it isn't broke, fix it until it is
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James
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| posted on 25/6/09 at 10:48 PM |
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And more to the point on the BBC... so must be true! 
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"The fight is won or lost far away from witnesses, behind the lines, in the gym and out there on the road, long before I dance under those lights."
- Muhammad Ali
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blakep82
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| posted on 25/6/09 at 11:03 PM |
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gutted
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Steve G
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| posted on 26/6/09 at 12:06 AM |
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but think of the children......................
and how America is now a slightly safer place for them!!
Sorry but he's undoubtedly a musical genius but some seriously dodgy behaviour with kids over the years. Abuse was unproven but holding the baby
over the balcony like he did - to be honest I wont be mourning him. Pretty sure that when he got sued like he did - it was all about money.........
but still he clearly wasnt right in the head
[Edited on 26/6/09 by Steve G]
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RK
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| posted on 26/6/09 at 02:47 AM |
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He had a tough life no doubt. Total nutter but then we didn't experience what he did as a kid.
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britishtrident
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| posted on 26/6/09 at 06:19 AM |
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My reaction was the same as Jack Straw when he was told Harold Shipman had killed himself.
Good Result !
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MakeEverything
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| posted on 26/6/09 at 06:21 AM |
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A musical Legend, and a megastar undoubtedly. I quite liked some of his music, and he is a part of all of our history.
It takes all sorts to make the world, and we only hear what the press want to tell us (or fabricate for a good story) on the idols of the world.
It would be very Dangerous to make assumptions based on Press coverage, as not all stories are Black and White. We know he has had his Bad moments,
but we shouldnt Cry, but celebrate the life of the Man in the Mirror.
[Edited on 26/6/09 by MakeEverything]
Kindest Regards,
Richard.
...You can make it foolProof, but youll never make it Idiot Proof!...
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02GF74
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| posted on 26/6/09 at 07:05 AM |
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That's bad.
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Steve G
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| posted on 26/6/09 at 07:22 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by 02GF74
That's bad.
Who's bad?? Well i dont wanna be startin something but his life was quite a thriller. Oh ok - i just cant help it but its
human nature so lets get off the wall and say he wasnt actually a smooth criminal, but maybe him and the kids were just good
friends - well thats what his friend Billy Jean King said anyway.
Christ this is getting really bad isnt it!!! I need to get out and get a girlfriend. Maybe a Liberian girl will want to be the
lady in my life
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PaulBuz
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| posted on 26/6/09 at 07:22 AM |
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According to news reports, he briefly regained conciousness whilst being rushed through emergency.
He is asked if he had died & gone to heaven.
The paramedic told him they were taking a short cut through the childrens ward.
ATB
Paul
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Steve G
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| posted on 26/6/09 at 07:34 AM |
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ebay bargains
anyone?
Just a thought - does the forum think his face will be made of biodegradable plastics or will it need to be recycled??
10hrs down and he's the butt of 1000 jokes
[Edited on 26/6/09 by Steve G]
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Jon Ison
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| posted on 26/6/09 at 08:13 AM |
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yea, just had 3 txt with jacko jokes.........
jury's out for me, he didn't live any where near the real world
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martyn_16v
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| posted on 26/6/09 at 09:17 AM |
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Dammit, we were just finishing off negotiating a contract at the O2 for all his gigs, would have made a killing 
Oh yes, sympathies to his family etc etc
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DarrenW
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| posted on 26/6/09 at 10:21 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by britishtrident
My reaction was the same as Jack Straw when he was told Harold Shipman had killed himself.
Good Result !
LOL. I was thinking the same but didnt quite know how to put it.
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02GF74
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| posted on 26/6/09 at 11:32 AM |
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What a coincidence Farrah F-M and MJ dying on the same day - one played with Majors, the other with minors .
McDonalds are set to launch a memorial burger called the McJacko. It will be 50 year old meat in 12 year old buns.
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omega0684
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| posted on 26/6/09 at 11:55 AM |
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it appears to be true, there was a video of the coroners wheeling what was apparently was his body into the back of a medical van to be taken to the
coroners office.
it has been all over the news this morning and both the programs "this morning" & "loose women" have announced that he is
dead.
do you think it could be a conspiracy, fakes his own death to get out of all his dept problems?
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Rod Ends
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 posted on 26/6/09 at 11:56 AM |
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Funny Obit.
quote:
He spent his adulthood pretending to be a child.
For a while, he liked to hang out at Disneyland with Mickey Mouse,
one of the few A-list celebrities with whom he had anything in common
- not least the white gloves, squeaky voice, snub nose, bizarre albino face bearing no relation to the jet black surround,
and a penchant for hanging out with kids even though you’re well into middle age.
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Jasper
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| posted on 26/6/09 at 02:18 PM |
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Have you read what he called his kids:
Paris Michael Katherine, Prince Michael and Prince Michael II.
Maybe smacks of a little ego or a total lack of imagination? If I was one of them I'd be changing my name as soon as I legally could .....
If you're not living life on the edge you're taking up too much room.
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mistergrumpy
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| posted on 26/6/09 at 02:23 PM |
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I quite liked him in his day. Undoubtedly one of the coolest people around then.
What's to bet that someone starts a musical of his life? I bet they do. In fact I might take a walk to the bookies now and ask for the odds on
some loser writing a musical about it.
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MikeRJ
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| posted on 26/6/09 at 03:42 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by mistergrumpy
I quite liked him in his day. Undoubtedly one of the coolest people around then.
What's to bet that someone starts a musical of his life? I bet they do. In fact I might take a walk to the bookies now and ask for the odds on
some loser writing a musical about it.
Don't think you'll get very good odds on that, it's a dead cert IMO.
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oadamo
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| posted on 26/6/09 at 04:06 PM |
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hes not dead he was in the kids ward having a stroke
adam
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chrsgrain
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| posted on 26/6/09 at 04:07 PM |
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A spokesman has told press that he has died, and the cause remains unknown. A pathologist was quoted as saying that 'sunshine' and
'moonlight' had been ruled out, and he was doing tests to see if 'a good time' was responsible, or whether something else was
to blame.
Chris
Spoing! - the sound of an irony meter breaking...
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Fozzie
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| posted on 26/6/09 at 04:15 PM |
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I thought they had blamed it on....the boogie
'Racing is Life!...anything before or after is just waiting'....Steve McQueen
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Steve G
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| posted on 26/6/09 at 04:17 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Fozzie
I thought they had blamed it on....the boogie
Thats about the worst yet!! Report yourself to admin for that one please.
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Fozzie
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| posted on 26/6/09 at 04:22 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Steve G
quote:
Originally posted by Fozzie
I thought they had blamed it on....the boogie
Thats about the worst yet!! Report yourself to admin for that one please.
I was about to edit it, to write 'I'll get me coat'.....
I have duly reported me to me........
Fozzie
'Racing is Life!...anything before or after is just waiting'....Steve McQueen
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