Rorty
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| posted on 6/10/05 at 09:48 PM |
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There was a young girl from Peru
Who dreamt she was f*cked by a Jew.
She awoke in the night
In a hell of a fright
And found it was perfectly true.
Cheers, Rorty.
"Faster than a speeding Pullet".
PLEASE DON'T U2U ME IF YOU WANT A QUICK RESPONSE. TRY EMAILING ME INSTEAD!
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Rorty
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| posted on 6/10/05 at 09:52 PM |
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Last one for now:
There was a young man from Thorpes
Who was troubled with psychotic warps.
His idea of fun
Was to bugger a nun
And then vomit all over the corpse.
Cheers, Rorty.
"Faster than a speeding Pullet".
PLEASE DON'T U2U ME IF YOU WANT A QUICK RESPONSE. TRY EMAILING ME INSTEAD!
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indykid
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| posted on 6/10/05 at 10:53 PM |
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There was a young lady named Sharkey
Who had an affair with a darkey.
The result of her sins?
It was triplets, not twins,
One white, and one black, and one khaki.
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Bob C
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| posted on 7/10/05 at 09:04 AM |
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There was a young lady whose grammar
was deadful, and so was her stammer
Things were not improved
when her husband was moved
to knock out her teeth with a hammer
[edward gorey]
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robinbastd
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| posted on 7/10/05 at 09:51 PM |
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There was a young fellow from Harrow
Whose John was the size of a marrow.
He said to his tart,
"How's this for a start?
My balls are outside in a barrow."
Only a dead fish swims with the tide.
http://smuttygifts.com/
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Simon
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| posted on 9/10/05 at 08:01 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Rorty
There was a young lad from Darjeeling
Who took a bus ride to Ealing
It said on the door
Do not spit on the floor
So he lay down
And spat on the ceiling
Reminds me of
There was a young man from Ealing,
who had a peculiar feeling.
So he sat in a chair,
stuck his legs in the air.
And pissed all over the ceiling.
ATB
Simon
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marcyboy
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| posted on 9/10/05 at 09:16 PM |
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either way they're very weird in ealing
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Rorty
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| posted on 9/10/05 at 09:35 PM |
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There was a young woman called Alice
Who peed in a Catholic chalice.
She said "I do this
From a dire need to piss,
And not from sectarian malice.
Cheers, Rorty.
"Faster than a speeding Pullet".
PLEASE DON'T U2U ME IF YOU WANT A QUICK RESPONSE. TRY EMAILING ME INSTEAD!
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Rorty
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| posted on 9/10/05 at 09:38 PM |
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A horny young woman from Cheyne
Crept into the vestry unseen.
She pulled down her knickers
And also the vicker's
And said "How about it old bean?"
Cheers, Rorty.
"Faster than a speeding Pullet".
PLEASE DON'T U2U ME IF YOU WANT A QUICK RESPONSE. TRY EMAILING ME INSTEAD!
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Rorty
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| posted on 9/10/05 at 09:42 PM |
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A keen scented man from Tacoma
Was awarded a special diploma,
For his telling apart
Of a masculine fart
From a similar female aroma.
Cheers, Rorty.
"Faster than a speeding Pullet".
PLEASE DON'T U2U ME IF YOU WANT A QUICK RESPONSE. TRY EMAILING ME INSTEAD!
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robinbastd
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| posted on 9/10/05 at 09:58 PM |
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There was a young man from Poole,
Who found a red ring on his tool,
The Doctor,a cynic,
Said "Get out of my clinic,
And wipe off that lipstick you fool!"
Only a dead fish swims with the tide.
http://smuttygifts.com/
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Mark18
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| posted on 12/10/05 at 11:56 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by marcyboy
there was a young girl form Kilkenny
whose usual charge was a penny
for half of that sum
you could roger her bum
what a source of amusement for many
You'd think being from the same place I might have heard of her 
Mark
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marcyboy
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| posted on 12/10/05 at 12:26 PM |
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maybe it was
there was a young lad form Kilkenny
whose usual charge was a penny
for half of that sum
you could roger his bum
what a source of amusement for many
but not for me i'm not into same sex relationships... but i don't mind reffereeing two women
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Mark18
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| posted on 12/10/05 at 06:39 PM |
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Should have kept my trap shut!
Mark
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marcyboy
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| posted on 12/10/05 at 06:45 PM |
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lol 
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