Peteff
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| posted on 1/6/03 at 03:53 PM |
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'Keep 'em well fu*ked and poorly shod'
The one I heard is "barefoot and pregnant" Chris. If I said that I'd be paying for it for years. Anyway I'll have to go now,
it's time I put the dinner on.
yours, Pete.
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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chrisg
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| posted on 1/6/03 at 07:26 PM |
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I'm Back!
Skegness was "as expected", but to come back and read this!!!!!!!!
quote:
Why oh why do some of you guys feel obliged to take the wife and kids somewhere just because YOU are going to Le Mans or a show or racing or whatever.
It all went downhill when we gave them the vote. The saying up here is 'Keep 'em well fu*ked and poorly shod'
BE A MAN!!!!!!
Why, exactly, were you not at Stoneleigh then Chris?
Hint : Portugal, Pussy whipped, Le Mans.....need I go on.
Tut, Tut , Tut.
I'd also like you know that I am NOT sarcastic, and that I have missed each and every one of you in an individual special way, or something.
Cheers
Chris
[Edited on 1/6/03 by chrisg]
Note to all: I really don't know when to leave well alone. I tried to get clever with the mods, then when they gave me a lifeline to see the
error of my ways, I tried to incite more trouble via u2u. So now I'm banned, never to return again. They should have done it years ago!
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chrisg
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| posted on 1/6/03 at 07:38 PM |
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Oh and For Jon(boy) Ison, flying tomorrow are you?
Sit at the back mate - you never see 'em reverse into mountains.
Ever wondered why they call the place you go from a "Terminal"?
You know why the "brace"position has your head between your knees?.........so you can kiss your arse goodye.
They allways find the black box. Why don't they make the planes out of the same stuff?
Bon voyage, you sheep shagging b*stard.
Cheers
Chris
Note to all: I really don't know when to leave well alone. I tried to get clever with the mods, then when they gave me a lifeline to see the
error of my ways, I tried to incite more trouble via u2u. So now I'm banned, never to return again. They should have done it years ago!
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chrisg
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| posted on 1/6/03 at 07:42 PM |
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And while I'm at it - Alan B
Skegness has a Proton dealer now, so there
Cheers
Chris
( and a Lidl)
[Edited on 1/6/03 by chrisg]
Note to all: I really don't know when to leave well alone. I tried to get clever with the mods, then when they gave me a lifeline to see the
error of my ways, I tried to incite more trouble via u2u. So now I'm banned, never to return again. They should have done it years ago!
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Peteff
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| posted on 1/6/03 at 08:32 PM |
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Lidl !!!!!! brilliant.
Got my pushbike speedo and rack from there, £10 for both. If they sold cars they'd be locosts. Brought any rock back Chris.
yours, Pete.
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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chrisg
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| posted on 1/6/03 at 08:52 PM |
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Got everyone a stick of rock but, um....got hungry on the way home and............
Cheers
Chris
Note to all: I really don't know when to leave well alone. I tried to get clever with the mods, then when they gave me a lifeline to see the
error of my ways, I tried to incite more trouble via u2u. So now I'm banned, never to return again. They should have done it years ago!
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chrisg
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| posted on 2/6/03 at 08:17 PM |
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I see the Tank Man has suffered a bit of a memory loss.
Cheers
Chris
Note to all: I really don't know when to leave well alone. I tried to get clever with the mods, then when they gave me a lifeline to see the
error of my ways, I tried to incite more trouble via u2u. So now I'm banned, never to return again. They should have done it years ago!
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locodude
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| posted on 4/6/03 at 09:46 PM |
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I think you'll find that she took me. I refuse to be drawn any further. Oh and f*ck off!
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chrisg
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| posted on 4/6/03 at 10:14 PM |
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A poor reply and a little late, but I suppose you had the hoovering to do..........................
Cheers
Chris
Note to all: I really don't know when to leave well alone. I tried to get clever with the mods, then when they gave me a lifeline to see the
error of my ways, I tried to incite more trouble via u2u. So now I'm banned, never to return again. They should have done it years ago!
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Jon Ison
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| posted on 5/6/03 at 11:29 AM |
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oi, sit at the back ???
its Feck@@n hot here, perfect locost country, shame there iant a "freeway" from Derbyshire to here ???
Chris, what do these girls mean ? "are you wanting to do buisiness sir ?" can't work it out myself, now where do they keep the sheep
?????
maybe cu sat PTM if i survive......
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chrisg
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| posted on 5/6/03 at 06:20 PM |
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Jon ,
Careful Bloke, they may look like girls.......................
Try a goat for a change.
Cheers
Chris
Note to all: I really don't know when to leave well alone. I tried to get clever with the mods, then when they gave me a lifeline to see the
error of my ways, I tried to incite more trouble via u2u. So now I'm banned, never to return again. They should have done it years ago!
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