jlparsons
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| posted on 15/2/07 at 09:14 PM |
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JoelP
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| posted on 15/2/07 at 10:02 PM |
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i read about scientology on wikipedia, the things that uncle ron said are unbelievable! Some junk about aliens coming to earth 500 billion years ago
(ie a little before the big bang!). They are however very rich, owning massive yachts where the top levels are taught.
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macnab
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| posted on 16/2/07 at 08:15 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by jlparsons
You'll like this one...
According to the church of scientology, humans are not evolved from apes but clams. The reason why back ache is such a problem for humans is that
this is where our hinge used to be.
pardon me, but what the???
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ned
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| posted on 16/2/07 at 08:41 AM |
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http://www.darwinfish.co.uk/
beware, I've got yellow skin
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nick baker
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| posted on 16/2/07 at 09:02 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by mark chandler
If she ends up in East Grinstead then the if she manages to leave the last thing she will need is this
"But she'll hvae to put up with a HUGE amount if "I told you so's"
Bah.. I wasn't entirely serious... But IF it all comes to that, I'm not going to sit back and pretend that it didn't happen.
I've told her that she's got a free ticket home and that I'll arrange pickup from anywhere in the uk and delivery to an airport
within 4 hours if she needs it. She knows my views, but she knows that far more importantly, I care for her.
She IS young, she IS naieve, and she won't listen to reason.
"Scary Cult" ... dead right.
The most important thing is this: She's been a scientologist all of her life, but the way SHE describes it makes it sound like a more dreamy and
happy-hippy thing. What she describes is a million miles away from all the UK-based and US based Scientology websites.
This is in SWEDEN where things aren't ever as extreme as in the UK. I'm worried that she'll get to the UK and find that the UK
scene is madly different... and then have trouble getting out again.
It's genuinely worrying. 
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macnab
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| posted on 16/2/07 at 10:11 AM |
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When I was a kid one of my sisters friends joined something like that, her friend prompty fell out with everyone else after telling them they were
sinners and going to burn in hell I thought it was so funny at the time but my sister was really upset.
[Edited on 16/2/07 by macnab]
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