speedyxjs
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| posted on 27/6/07 at 05:29 PM |
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Tear up s**t loads of newspaper and throw ut all over his car, house and garden when its raining and they will go all soggy and will be a pain to get
rid of. Also egg and flour 
How long can i resist the temptation to drop a V8 in?
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Catpuss
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| posted on 27/6/07 at 05:33 PM |
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nuke him from orbit... its the only way to be sure.
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chockymonster
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| posted on 27/6/07 at 05:51 PM |
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Legal option - CSA, 15% of his earnings taken, job done.
Naughty option. Get a great big bucket (15L+) with a lid. For the next 2-3 months use it as a toilet, stiring every so often. When it's nice and
ripe and gooey take the bucket to the nice chaps house and either pour it into the air vents of his car or through his letter box.
PLEASE NOTE - Responses on Forum Threads may contain Sarcasm and may not be suitable for the hard of Thinking.
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billynomates
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| posted on 27/6/07 at 06:33 PM |
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get a bottle of acetylene and pipe it through his front door, when your confident his hall is full of gas, shove some wire wool through the letterbox,
and connect it to a car battery, via a good length of 2 core wire. Then stand well back.
Not actually tried this on such a scale, so if you do decide to give it a go, perhaps you could post the results.
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JoelP
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| posted on 27/6/07 at 06:49 PM |
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the frozen shaving foam is definately the best one by far
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thunderace
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| posted on 27/6/07 at 06:59 PM |
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1.if you have a pic make posters up saying child sex beast keep him away from your kids post it outside every school in town
2.get some big guys go into his local saying there looking for him as hes a sex beast and hes going to get off with it in court as not enouth proof as
your daughter is 15.if hes in the pub kick the poo out him there will be no witneses as hes a sex beast it works 100%.just shout sex beast as you
kick the crap out of him.
(not saying i have done it )
remember not to do it yoursef as the police will see from your hands you have gave someone a slap.
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locoboy
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| posted on 27/6/07 at 07:09 PM |
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am i being thick?
What will happen to the shaving foam when it thaws out?
a white goo?
ATB
Locoboy
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wilkingj
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| posted on 27/6/07 at 07:11 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by DorsetStrider
How about joining every gay website you can find using HIS email address?
! lol
Make sure if you do anything over the internet, do it from a Public Cybercafe, preferably paying cash, and one without security cameras.
Best of all is to "War Drive" until you find an open WiFi connection and use that.
Most Websites that get you to register your Email address etc, will take a note of your IP address, and in doing so you are leaving an auditable trail
right back to your computer. You might be done under the computer misuse act or similar if they catch you. So be very careful on how you pull any
stunts using Email, or Websites etc.
Otherwise, if he deserves it, Give him Hell.
1. The point of a journey is not to arrive.
2. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Best Regards
Geoff
http://www.v8viento.co.uk
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owelly
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| posted on 27/6/07 at 08:25 PM |
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I may or may not know someone who asked a bunch of travellers to tarmac his drive. Only it wasn't his drive.....if you see what I mean......
http://www.ppcmag.co.uk
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Hellfire
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| posted on 27/6/07 at 09:13 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Mike Page
Good revenge is to go round there with a balaclava on and beat the living crap out of him. Make sure you have a good alibi.
However, this is technically illegal.
I didn't realise that wearing a balaclava is technically illegal.
Phil
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DIY Si
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| posted on 27/6/07 at 09:19 PM |
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I like the shaving foam, very sneaky whilst being satisfyingly technical.
Basically, the frozen foam doesn't rapidly expand. As it warms up however, it will do so. And then go flipping everywhere and be a right sod to
get out. Just think how much it expands in your hand when using little bits. Then think how much is in a big budget supermarket bottle.
“Let your plans be dark and as impenetratable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt.”
Sun Tzu, The Art of War
My new blog: http://spritecave.blogspot.co.uk/
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dave1888
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| posted on 27/6/07 at 09:22 PM |
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www.westlothiancruise.co.uk
join the forum slag them of leave his phone number presto annoying calls.
any freebies as said should annoy him, house phone number if you got that then double glazing kitchens etc. Bear in mind hes more likely to guess who
it is.
He will more likely change his phone number and email address after a whileso anything that can be sent to the house would go on for a while.
Expanding foam thru the letterbox.
[Edited on 27/6/2007 by dave1888]
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Hellfire
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| posted on 27/6/07 at 09:36 PM |
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You could always leave his name, address, mobile number and email address on our Guestbook... eventually the web-spiders will hunt it down.
Course - I won't see it, and leave it on!
Steve
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BKLOCO
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| posted on 27/6/07 at 09:41 PM |
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A can of expanding polyurethane foam with the valve jammed open accidentally dropped under the front of his car?
Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want!!! 
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TGR-ECOSSE
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| posted on 27/6/07 at 10:44 PM |
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What a lot of evil devious people you are I realy don't want to cross you lot!!!! Thanks very much for taking the time to respond it
makes very interesting reading. I showed my wifes sister some of your ideas and it made her smile,something she doesn't do much just now.
Please feel free to add more ideas.
Thanks again
Ronnie
ps. dave1888 how did you find out about West Lothian cruise?
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Catpuss
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| posted on 1/7/07 at 05:29 PM |
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Just wait until the arse has gone to work then fill its front door keyhole with superglue.
Don't do the back doors. That way if he is a lazy sod he'll end up just using the back door, never get the front one done, and
occasionally forget and try the front door (eventully breaking the key off in the lock).
Apparently a bicycle pump full of water injected into front wheels gives the impression that there is something wrong with the tyres. The vicitm them
gets them tested, of course they are not flat. Gets them balanced, which turns out to be an experience then eventually finds out they have to come off
and go back on again.
Assuming of course that some cluess tyre fitting company doesn't hit him for a new set of front tyres.
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Confused but excited.
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| posted on 1/7/07 at 06:16 PM |
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Wait until he goes away for a his summer hols. Pour a gallon of mixed blood and offal (easily obtained from an abatoir) through his letter box, making
sure it goes well up the hallway. Best done under cover of darkness. Leave for a few days and then go back and put the maggots in.
When he comes home it will be to a scene from Hellraiser. Trust me it would make Freddy Kruger puke !
PS put a little 'Vick' on your top lip when you do it.
[Edited on 1/7/07 by Confused but excited.]
Tell them about the bent treacle edges!
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davie h
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| posted on 1/7/07 at 06:44 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by billynomates
get a bottle of acetylene and pipe it through his front door, when your confident his hall is full of gas, shove some wire wool through the letterbox,
and connect it to a car battery, via a good length of 2 core wire. Then stand well back.
Not actually tried this on such a scale, so if you do decide to give it a go, perhaps you could post the results.
what can i say i would love to see this
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Donners90
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| posted on 1/7/07 at 07:18 PM |
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Sign him up for the army!
http://applicationform.armyjobs.mod.uk/?Gender=&ProfileID=&Age=
Might hep straighten him out? This was done to a mate of mine at uni, and they came round to interview him at home Scared him no end! Just make
sure you're careful with the contact details!
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greggors84
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| posted on 1/7/07 at 09:44 PM |
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Racing seat foam! If its got air it keeps on expanding till its massive! Mix some up, pour it through his letter box at night, when he comes down in
the morning he wont have a floor to walk on. Absolute bitch (well almost impossible) to get out of carpets too!
[Edited on 1/7/2007 by greggors84]
Chris
The Magnificent 7!
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