Jon Ison
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| posted on 26/12/08 at 10:06 AM |
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The best of the worse cracker jokes.......In here
What do you need to know to be an auctioneer?
Lots.
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scootz
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| posted on 26/12/08 at 10:19 AM |
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What do you get if you find a cow trapped in a earthquake?
MILK SHAKE 
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blakep82
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| posted on 26/12/08 at 10:35 AM |
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who's the most famous married woman in america?
Mrs Sippi
never heard of her myself, i've heard of the river with a similar name though....
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eddie99
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| posted on 26/12/08 at 10:37 AM |
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Why cant the skeleton go to the ball?
Because he has no body to go with
Hehe
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Stuart_B
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| posted on 26/12/08 at 11:00 AM |
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what has a bed but does not sleep, and a mouth but does not speak?
a river
black mk indy, 1.6pinto on cbr600 bike carb's.
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eddbaz
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| posted on 26/12/08 at 11:21 AM |
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What's worse than a cub in your pocket?
A brownie in your underpants.
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alister667
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| posted on 26/12/08 at 12:13 PM |
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What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?
Frostbite.
http://members.lycos.co.uk/alister667/
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alister667
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| posted on 26/12/08 at 12:15 PM |
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Not strictly speaking found in a cracker, but I heard it on Christmas Day and it made me laugh....
What has 3 legs and doesn't speak?
Paul McCartney and the wife......
http://members.lycos.co.uk/alister667/
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I love speed :-P
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| posted on 26/12/08 at 01:49 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Stuart_B
what has a bed but does not sleep, and a mouth but does not speak?
a river
That was in my cracker
Don't Steal
The Government doesn’t like the competition
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sonic
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| posted on 26/12/08 at 07:00 PM |
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What do you get if you cross an Elephant with a Rhinoceros
Eliphino
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blakep82
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| posted on 26/12/08 at 08:05 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by I love speed :-P
quote:
Originally posted by Stuart_B
what has a bed but does not sleep, and a mouth but does not speak?
a river
That was in my cracker
it was in 2 of the 5 we opened 
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