Jon Ison
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| posted on 29/4/09 at 08:05 PM |
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I think I may have swine flu
I've come out in Rashers
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omega0684
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| posted on 29/4/09 at 08:09 PM |
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a rash isn't a symptom of swine flu
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philw
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| posted on 29/4/09 at 08:12 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Jon Ison
I've come out in Rashers
You'll be alright i'll save your bacon.
Must try harder
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omega 24 v6
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| posted on 29/4/09 at 08:12 PM |
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Better get an innoculation quickly.
That'll save your Bacon 
Bah to slow typing
[Edited on 29/4/09 by omega 24 v6]
If it looks wrong it probably is wrong.
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owelly
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| posted on 29/4/09 at 08:13 PM |
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I've been feeling like I have flu for a weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!
http://www.ppcmag.co.uk
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Dangle_kt
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| posted on 29/4/09 at 08:15 PM |
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if you get to the doctors they can give you some.....
Ready for it?
OINKment!
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iiyama
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| posted on 29/4/09 at 08:17 PM |
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I thought I had it so rang the swine flu hotline. Unfortunatly all I could hear was crackling!
If its broke, fix it. If it aint broke, take it apart and find out how it works!
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smart51
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| posted on 29/4/09 at 08:20 PM |
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I thought the cure for swine flu was OINKment. I'll get my coat.
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joneh
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| posted on 29/4/09 at 08:26 PM |
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Has your knob gone pink and curly?
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omega 24 v6
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| posted on 29/4/09 at 08:26 PM |
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I think your fine
Are you just telling us Porkies????
If it looks wrong it probably is wrong.
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RichardK
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| posted on 29/4/09 at 08:54 PM |
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Have you got the trotters too
R
Gallery updated 11/01/2011
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ken555
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| posted on 29/4/09 at 09:00 PM |
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you need some of this
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chrisg
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| posted on 29/4/09 at 09:06 PM |
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Stop it with the pig puns!!!!
Getting boaring now
Cheers
Chris 
Note to all: I really don't know when to leave well alone. I tried to get clever with the mods, then when they gave me a lifeline to see the
error of my ways, I tried to incite more trouble via u2u. So now I'm banned, never to return again. They should have done it years ago!
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mediabloke
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| posted on 29/4/09 at 09:15 PM |
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It all sownds dodgy to me. Call the police...
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ken555
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| posted on 29/4/09 at 09:19 PM |
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Better to call an HAMbulance
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David Jenkins
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| posted on 29/4/09 at 09:39 PM |
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I think we'd better give this topic the chop...
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AdrianH
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| posted on 29/4/09 at 09:43 PM |
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I can not add to the thread but need to say to Ken555 that is brilliant and made me chuckle!
The rest just left a sow-er taste!
Adrian
[Edited on 29-4-09 by AdrianH]
Why do I have to make the tools to finish the job? More time then money.
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JoelP
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| posted on 29/4/09 at 09:43 PM |
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i'll get your coats
awful gags
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Andi
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| posted on 29/4/09 at 11:10 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by JoelP
i'll get your coats
awful gags
I agree,
We all live in a proud and strong manor that should never be frightened by silly American politics.
We have done foot and mouth no probs.
(edited by Sir Loin Of Pork)
[Edited on 29/4/09 by Andi]
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philw
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| posted on 30/4/09 at 06:43 AM |
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You have all made a pigs ear of this.
Must try harder
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dogwood
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| posted on 30/4/09 at 06:49 AM |
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Stop haming it up you lot !!!!!!
FREE THE ROADSTER ONE…!!
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02GF74
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| posted on 30/4/09 at 06:59 AM |
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It snout fuunny.
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David Jenkins
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| posted on 30/4/09 at 07:58 AM |
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And if anyone's really worried...
Do I have swine flu?
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Peteff
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| posted on 30/4/09 at 08:31 AM |
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It's sow overrated first you get the rashers and then styes don't you.
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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DarrenW
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| posted on 30/4/09 at 09:08 AM |
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Ive had it, was a pig to get rid of. Doctors couldnt inject as skin had gone leathery. Had to swill the medicine down out of a cup instead.
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