rallyingden
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Swine Flu
Help.................
I think I have Swine Flu...........
I have come out in Rashers...............
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Davey D
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| posted on 30/4/09 at 11:31 AM |
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Come on keep up man.. this one has been done already 
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blakep82
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quote:
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Originally posted by Jon Ison
I've come out in Rashers
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You'll be alright i'll save your bacon.
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Must try harder
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posted on 29/4/09 at 08:12 PM
Better get an innoculation quickly.
That'll save your Bacon
Bah to slow typing
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posted on 29/4/09 at 08:13 PM
I've been feeling like I have flu for a weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!
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posted on 29/4/09 at 08:15 PM
if you get to the doctors they can give you some.....
Ready for it?
OINKment!
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posted on 29/4/09 at 08:17 PM
I thought I had it so rang the swine flu hotline. Unfortunatly all I could hear was crackling!
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posted on 29/4/09 at 08:20 PM
I thought the cure for swine flu was OINKment. I'll get my coat.
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posted on 29/4/09 at 08:26 PM
Has your knob gone pink and curly?
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posted on 29/4/09 at 08:26 PM
I think your fine
Are you just telling us Porkies????
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posted on 29/4/09 at 08:54 PM
Have you got the trotters too
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posted on 29/4/09 at 09:00 PM
you need some of this
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posted on 29/4/09 at 09:06 PM
Stop it with the pig puns!!!!
Getting boaring now
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posted on 29/4/09 at 09:15 PM
It all sownds dodgy to me. Call the police...
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posted on 29/4/09 at 09:19 PM
Better to call an HAMbulance
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posted on 29/4/09 at 09:39 PM
I think we'd better give this topic the chop...
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posted on 29/4/09 at 09:43 PM
I can not add to the thread but need to say to Ken555 that is brilliant and made me chuckle!
The rest just left a sow-er taste!
Adrian
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posted on 29/4/09 at 09:43 PM
i'll get your coats
awful gags
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posted on 29/4/09 at 11:10 PM
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Originally posted by JoelP
i'll get your coats
awful gags
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I agree,
We all live in a proud and strong manor that should never be frightened by silly American politics.
We have done foot and mouth no probs.
(edited by Sir Loin Of Pork)
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posted on 30/4/09 at 06:43 AM
You have all made a pigs ear of this.
Stop haming it up you lot !!!!!!
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posted on 30/4/09 at 06:59 AM
It snout fuunny.
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posted on 30/4/09 at 07:58 AM
And if anyone's really worried...
Do I have swine flu?
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posted on 30/4/09 at 08:31 AM
It's sow overrated first you get the rashers and then styes don't you.
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posted on 30/4/09 at 09:08 AM
Ive had it, was a pig to get rid of. Doctors couldnt inject as skin had gone leathery. Had to swill the medicine down out of a cup instead.
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posted on 30/4/09 at 09:33 AM
Latest from the World Health organisation:
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/health/who-will-be-the-first-arsehole-to-wear--a-facemask?-200904291731/
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posted on 30/4/09 at 09:41 AM
I thought I had it so I went to the doctors, I told him I was bacon hot and crackling hysterically.
He said there was snout wrong with me and stop being so rasher and to go home and lie down in my hamhock, he did give me some oinkment to rub in my
belly until my chops cooled down, if it got worse to get a sage to rub my bunions till I felt stuffed.
With my utmost apologies,
Bob
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It's deja vu all over again!
Cheers
Chris
Note to all: I really don't know when to leave well alone. I tried to get clever with the mods, then when they gave me a lifeline to see the
error of my ways, I tried to incite more trouble via u2u. So now I'm banned, never to return again. They should have done it years ago!
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speedyxjs
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| posted on 30/4/09 at 11:52 AM |
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Whats this, third time today?
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tegwin
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| posted on 30/4/09 at 12:00 PM |
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Sounds like pigarism to me... or should that be plagarism...
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jonesier1
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| posted on 30/4/09 at 12:08 PM |
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think i got it...well i have been out with a few pigs
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cd.thomson
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| posted on 30/4/09 at 12:22 PM |
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please, please stop 
Craig
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blakep82
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i got this text twice yesterday...
"bored on you way to work on the train or bus? pretend you're on the phone and talk about your 4 week tour of mexico. hang up, then
sneeze"
good way to get a seat on a busy bus too. imagine the whole bus clearing out
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quote:
Originally posted by blakep82
i got this text twice yesterday...
"bored on you way to work on the train or bus? pretend you're on the phone and talk about your 4 week tour of mexico. hang up, then
sneeze"
good way to get a seat on a busy bus too. imagine the whole bus clearing out
Or good way to discover the surivial instincts of a mob..... they would just turn around and club you to death with their brollies and teaspoons!
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quote:
Originally posted by tegwin
they would just turn around and club you to death with their brollies and teaspoons!
That would be a very effective way of spreading the virus to all the attackers if you did have the flu.
Craig
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quote:
Originally posted by cd.thomson
quote:
Originally posted by tegwin
they would just turn around and club you to death with their brollies and teaspoons!
That would be a very effective way of spreading the virus to all the attackers if you did have the flu.
thats what i thought, them all crouching round me, me screaming, shouting, couching, and generally being battered to death. would serve them right
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Am I just being cynical, when I see all this publicity regarding the "Flu"pandemic I just wonder what the Goverment is trying to hide, too
many spin doctors at it again.
What about the near pandemic of maleria and the millions who die from it each year.
What were the goverment trying to hide when we had the HIV/AIDS, Bird Flu and SARS publicity and not much came of them either.
MIke
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paulf
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Although it is world wide I have had the same thoughts about our government.
Maybe if it doesnt turn into a mass epidemic they will be shouting loudly about what a good job they have done of managing it., meanwhile they will
have passed more laws reducing our fredom whilst everyone is distracted.
Paul.
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Originally posted by MikeLR
Am I just being cynical, when I see all this publicity regarding the "Flu"pandemic I just wonder what the Goverment is trying to hide, too
many spin doctors at it again.
What about the near pandemic of maleria and the millions who die from it each year.
What were the goverment trying to hide when we had the HIV/AIDS, Bird Flu and SARS publicity and not much came of them either.
MIke
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