Jon Ison
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| posted on 15/6/09 at 07:28 AM |
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Kids ??
They all seem to forget we was kids once and know all the stunts........
"I have cleaned my teeth, my tooth brush as dried out on its own"
7 year old 2 minutes ago........
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balidey
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| posted on 15/6/09 at 07:39 AM |
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We usually get the ...... CRASH.... 'I didn't do anything'
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rotax78
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| posted on 15/6/09 at 07:41 AM |
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Dont forget the classic...."it was like that when i got here" might have used that one a few times myself.
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Peteff
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| posted on 15/6/09 at 07:44 AM |
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She'll be falsifying her expenses next Jon
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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Richard Quinn
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| posted on 15/6/09 at 07:45 AM |
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Both of ours have pretty much grown out of that now (but do still have their moments!). However, the puppy, who is now approaching 8 months, has a
whole range of facial expressions that are the canine equivalent of the above excuses.
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handyandy
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| posted on 15/6/09 at 07:56 AM |
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rather apt as the thread poster,s avatar but i think we,ve got Mr Bean,s son, he,s 12yrs old & so clumsy but always gives the look of " what
happened" ??? on his face, he,s even walked into a lampost & a parked car then said "it wasn,t my fault"
he blames the dogs for things he,s done, even when they are locked in their compound 
andy
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Steve G
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| posted on 15/6/09 at 08:08 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by handyandy
rather apt as the thread poster,s avatar but i think we,ve got Mr Bean,s son, he,s 12yrs old & so clumsy but always gives the look of " what
happened" ??? on his face, he,s even walked into a lampost & a parked car then said "it wasn,t my fault"
he blames the dogs for things he,s done, even when they are locked in their compound
Sounds like he's in training to become an MP!! At least kids occassionally come up with some really entertaining answers though.
Cynic, moi??
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welderman
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| posted on 15/6/09 at 08:26 AM |
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or have you washed your face ?
Yes Dad
So why have you still got food stains around your mouth.
Erm erm, ill go and do it again.
7 yr old daughter
[Edited on 15/6/09 by welderman]
Thank's, Joe 
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balidey
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| posted on 15/6/09 at 09:31 AM |
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As I sat in the living room my 5 year old shouted at me from the back door.
' I can't hear you if you're shouting from outside,' I said.
Again, he shouted back.
'I told you, I can't hear you from there. It's rude to shout. If you want me to hear you, walk into the living room' I
replied.
A few moments later my son appeared in the living room.
'Dad, I've got dog poo all over my shoes.'
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handyandy
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| posted on 15/6/09 at 09:46 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by balidey
As I sat in the living room my 5 year old shouted at me from the back door.
' I can't hear you if you're shouting from outside,' I said.
Again, he shouted back.
'I told you, I can't hear you from there. It's rude to shout. If you want me to hear you, walk into the living room' I
replied.
A few moments later my son appeared in the living room.
'Dad, I've got dog poo all over my shoes.'
that made me laugh out loud, i have a "few" dogs & can
imagine this happening
classic
andy
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scotlad
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| posted on 15/6/09 at 11:03 AM |
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I've got all this to look forward to- me misses is due in November
Wonderous is our great blue ship that sails around the mighty sun, and joy to everyone that rides along!
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blakep82
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| posted on 15/6/09 at 11:34 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by handyandy
he blames the dogs for things he,s done, even when they are locked in their compound
ha ha i used to do that. i had my dads led zepplin cd coz my sister used to play it constantly, and i hated it, so i put it in a cardboard box when i
was 7. my mum found it a week later asking me how it got in there, i said the cat did it
i still blame things on the cat now though... different cat, just as naughty 
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James
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| posted on 15/6/09 at 11:46 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by balidey
As I sat in the living room my 5 year old shouted at me from the back door.
' I can't hear you if you're shouting from outside,' I said.
Again, he shouted back.
'I told you, I can't hear you from there. It's rude to shout. If you want me to hear you, walk into the living room' I
replied.
A few moments later my son appeared in the living room.
'Dad, I've got dog poo all over my shoes.'
Genuine laughing out loud!
As to the teeth and face washing... what is it about washing that kids hate so much? The love splashing around in puddles and stuff!
Thing is though Jon, give it another 7 years and you'll be shouting at them to get out of the bathroom after being in there for 2 hours before
going out (especially if it's a girl!).
Cheers,
James
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- Muhammad Ali
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kipper
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| posted on 15/6/09 at 11:47 AM |
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A BIG BOY DID IT AND RAN AWAY
Kipper.
Where did that go?
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carpmart
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| posted on 15/6/09 at 01:04 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by balidey
As I sat in the living room my 5 year old shouted at me from the back door.
' I can't hear you if you're shouting from outside,' I said.
Again, he shouted back.
'I told you, I can't hear you from there. It's rude to shout. If you want me to hear you, walk into the living room' I
replied.
A few moments later my son appeared in the living room.
'Dad, I've got dog poo all over my shoes.'
You only live once - make the most of it!
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'94 MX5 MK1, 1.8
F10 M5 - 600bhp Daily Hack
Range Rover Sport - Wife's Car
Mercedes A class - Son's Car
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iank
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| posted on 15/6/09 at 01:16 PM |
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My youngest threw a tantrum (probably about something important like missing an episode of Pokemon) and started hitting me, so I caught his fists and
said quietly "you're not big enough to fight me, so don't bother". He looked me in the eye and said calmly "but one day
you'll be old, and I'll be big".
Can't fault his logic.
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Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
Anonymous
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Vindi_andy
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| posted on 15/6/09 at 01:27 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by James
As to the teeth and face washing... what is it about washing that kids hate so much? The love splashing around in puddles and stuff!
There in lies the answer
Water for washing and cleaning teeth is clean water Puddles and ponds aren't
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balidey
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| posted on 15/6/09 at 03:07 PM |
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Whats the difference between brussel sprouts and bogeys?
You can't get the kids to eat sprouts 
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mistergrumpy
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| posted on 15/6/09 at 03:23 PM |
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but one day you'll be old, and I'll be big
As my Dad used to say "and when you're big enough, you'll be too bloody old" followed by a crack around the head.
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rusty nuts
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| posted on 15/6/09 at 07:05 PM |
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Just seen on ITV local news a 4 year old lad flushed a week old puppy down the loo cos the puppy was muddy! Dynorod to the rescue
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