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jollygreengiant

posted on 27/2/11 at 02:04 PM Reply With Quote
Pastafarianism and the 2011 census.

Well ( me Hearties, arrr. ) time is approaching fast and the 2011 Census will be upon us. Now, apparently we are all going to have to nominate what religion we all are.
So how about, we all true Pastafarians strike one for the true cause and rebel against the non-believers by coming out at last and truly declaring our colours by stating on the form that our Religion IS Pastafarian.


All those that believe this to be right minded should spread the word by other media as available.



Arrrr, Jim lad. Shiver me Timbers be that a Jolly Roger I see. Arrrrr.


JGG (the Pirate, arrrr)





Beware of the Goldfish in the tulip mines. The ONLY defence against them is smoking peanut butter sandwiches.

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theconrodkid

posted on 27/2/11 at 02:09 PM Reply With Quote
i usually put "jedi" as it,s easier to spell





who cares who wins
pass the pork pies

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coozer

posted on 27/2/11 at 02:13 PM Reply With Quote
Can we not put Pirate as religion?





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theconrodkid

posted on 27/2/11 at 02:14 PM Reply With Quote
pirate is a way of life,much like being a pikey,they only use religion when they get nicked for nicking





who cares who wins
pass the pork pies

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SPYDER

posted on 27/2/11 at 02:16 PM Reply With Quote
Or Satanist?
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theconrodkid

posted on 27/2/11 at 02:17 PM Reply With Quote
ok,who is going to do a poll on here?





who cares who wins
pass the pork pies

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David Jenkins

posted on 27/2/11 at 02:26 PM Reply With Quote
Does "Pastafarian" mean that you worship Italian food?






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mookaloid

posted on 27/2/11 at 02:36 PM Reply With Quote
pastafarian wiki linky





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David Jenkins

posted on 27/2/11 at 02:43 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by mookaloid
pastafarian wiki linky


Ahh - now I understand!

All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

[Edited on 27/2/11 by David Jenkins]






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RazMan

posted on 27/2/11 at 02:50 PM Reply With Quote
I am definitely tempted to convert (from my present Jediism) to Pastafarianism now. The fact that Heaven includes a beer volcano and a stripper factory really swung it for me





Cheers,
Raz

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dlatch

posted on 27/2/11 at 02:53 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by theconrodkid
i usually put "jedi" as it,s easier to spell



lol john
i am a practicing Jedi too

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indykid

posted on 27/2/11 at 03:58 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by David Jenkins
quote:
Originally posted by mookaloid
pastafarian wiki linky

Ahh - now I understand!

All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster!


R'amen!






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Guinness

posted on 27/2/11 at 04:21 PM Reply With Quote
For those who do not believe in his noodley goodness:-

http://loose-canon.fsm-consortium.com/the-loose-canon/

Although, for a religion that was so anti religion at the start, some people seem to be taking it all a bit too seriously...

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Strontium Dog

posted on 27/2/11 at 04:37 PM Reply With Quote
For some time now I have been a devote of "The Celestial Teapot"

http://www.damnedifgodexists.com/The-church-of-the-celestial-teapot-atheist-t-shirt.html

but I'm beginning to have my doubts having seen the way of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Oh which one is the true path?!...............................................

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LoMoss

posted on 27/2/11 at 05:15 PM Reply With Quote
What about sevenist?

I am sure we could make it into this top 10

Moss

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jollygreengiant

posted on 27/2/11 at 05:47 PM Reply With Quote
All these alternative religions merely prove that the Flying Spaghetti Monster IS the one true god due to the multiplicity of his tendrils of existence.




So come on lets all put down Pastafarian as our religion and really make them think. How many people could you convince to do the same.

I'm in.







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Ninehigh

posted on 27/2/11 at 07:32 PM Reply With Quote
I'd rather put "I live in the real world"
or "This question is an insult"

to be fair






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onenastyviper

posted on 28/2/11 at 01:34 PM Reply With Quote
OK, own up: who puts "Yes please" ala Austin Powers when it asks the 5ex question?
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scootz

posted on 28/2/11 at 01:50 PM Reply With Quote
Not me... I put in 'thrice daily'!





It's Evolution Baby!

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owelly

posted on 28/2/11 at 03:13 PM Reply With Quote
Nah.... 5ex is OK but you can't beat the real thing......





http://www.ppcmag.co.uk

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Mix

posted on 28/2/11 at 06:01 PM Reply With Quote
Hi

Don't we all pray at the alter of Chapman? - Shouldn't we be Chapmanists?

Regards Mick

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Ninehigh

posted on 1/3/11 at 05:54 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Mix
Hi

Don't we all pray at the alter of Chapman? - Shouldn't we be Chapmanists?

Regards Mick


Sounds like a cult based on the ideal that Yoko Ono should have f**ked off instead of getting with John Lennon






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